I want a famous movie in one panel, and I want it now, or a bit later.
You have until the 22nd of December 2006.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Bruce Allmighty in One Panel

You're going to be God for a week. I spent the week being an all-powerful asshole. Now I can learn an important lesson and miraculously change my entire life around by not being an asshole. Hooray!

by HCRoyall, 12-14-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 26: The Matrix Trilogy in One Panel

Watch while I distract you from our confusing, half-assed plot with special effects! Look! Even more special effects!!!

by not_Scyess, 12-14-06

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

OPC 26: The Nativity Story in One Panel

Soon, Joseph, I will give birth to the son of god, and a new era will begin -- an era of not being able to find a parking spot at the mall in December. Wait... Are you sure that's in the script?

by not_Scyess, 12-14-06

OPC 26: Being John Malcovich in One Panel

Hi. I'm John Malcovich

by not_Scyess, 12-14-06

OPC 26: United 93 in One Panel

by not_Scyess, 12-14-06

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

OPC 26: In One Panel -- Crash

Even though I'm prejudiced, I'm a complex individual with emotions, and I'm going to learn that emotions are what we all have in common no matter our race. I gotta go, Mom. I'm having sex with a white woman.

by umfumdisi, 12-14-06

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

A Christmas Story: A Movie in One Panel

A quaint childhood memory of Christmas long past and the obsessive desire for a Red Ryder BBgun by the glow of soft porn light! Arrrg! You'll shoot your eye out! -wink-wink-

by christopher7murphy, 12-14-06

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Evan Almighty

You're going to be God for a week. I'm Steve Carell.

by crabby, 12-14-06

OPC 26: "As Good As It Gets" In One Panel

You make me want to be a better man--BITCH! Wow, look at all these floor tiles...hard not to step on the cracks... I HATE YOU! But I'm beginning to understand you... so I love you.

by biped, 12-15-06

OPC 26: "Night Of The Living Dead" In One Panel

UPSTAIRS!!! GRRRRRR!!! DOWNSTAIRS!!! GRRRRRR!!!

by biped, 12-15-06

OPC 26: "Fahrenheit 911" In One Panel

----Starring G. Bush and Michael Moore!---- A-And then the little goat w-went "baa-baa" ...and...and... See? SEE? He just kept on reading the fuckin' storybook!

by biped, 12-15-06

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OPC 26: Star Trek V in One Panel

My brother wants us to help him find God! You gotta be kidding! We haven't even found a decent shooting script, yet!

by Boritom, 12-15-06

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

The Wizard of Oz: A Movie in One Panel

A whiney lil twit hopped up on diet pills runs around with brainless, heartless, cowardly men. All to get the attention of a guy with a big head, crushing and melting any Bitch that gets in her way! And her little dog, too!

by christopher7murphy, 12-15-06

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Classic Monster Movies (A Triple Feature): One Panel Each by christopher7murphy 12-15-06

The Fly (1958) Vicent Price pulls a Kevorkian assist and ROCKS his buddy's world and spoils a spider's lunch. Good Gawd! Help me! Dracula (1931) Bela Lugosi puctures the jugular of a beautiful woman just to keep her as ANOTHER wife. Using hypnosis, he keeps the nagging at a minimum. Good Gawd, YOU SUCK! The Bride of Frankenstien (1935) YOU smell PURTY...Arrrg! Good Gawd, I'd rather marry a comic strip creator!

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Casino in one panel. (OPC 26)

Fuck, fucking fucked jew motherfuckers. Sharon fucking Stone, Al motherfucking Pacino, motherfucking gambling and a fucking pen in the fucking neck. What the fuck are you staring at, you bald-headed Jew Prick?

by chopper, 12-16-06

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Star Trek 2, 3, and 4 in One Panel Each by boloboffin 12-16-06

The Wrath of Khan KHAAAAAAAANNN! I'm dead, Jim. The Search for Spock SPOOOOOOOCK! I'm feeling better. The Voyage Home DOUBLE DUMBASS ON YOUUUUU!!! Save the whales.

If I win, I forfeit (my contest suck).

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

OPC 26: It's A Onederful Life

I wish I was never born. You're not the only one.

by umfumdisi, 12-16-06

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Love this contest. Has it been done before? Love the Matrix and the Star Trek panels!

Terminators I, II, and III: Movies All Done in One Panel by christopher7murphy 12-16-06

Terminator One An exciting new premise in action movies. I'll Be Bauck! Terminator Two A worthy follow up to the original. I Told you I'd be Bauck! Terminator Three Why? I just came Bauck for the money...and to feed my ego.

Groundhog Day: A Movie Done in One Panel (kinda) by christopher7murphy 12-16-06

Groundhog Day Weatherman, Bill Murray relives the same day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. ..and he learns a very valuable lesson. Groundhog Day Weatherman, Bill Murray relives the same day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. ..and he learns a very valuable lesson. Groundhog Day Weatherman, Bill Murray relives the same day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. ....and thank God it isn't Ghost Busters Two, again!

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Casino Royale in One Panel

I'm James Bond, bitch! Who's up for watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN? Why don't we just pummel your nuts, and start a long list of expired Bond babes?

by Namgubed, 12-19-06

Plus a blast from the past:

Three Movies, One Panel Each by Namgubed 3-08-02

Resident Evil ... Take that! Yipe! Tomb Raider ... Take that! Ouch! and of course, The Matrix. Take that! You have the right to remain - *OOF!*

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

OPC 26 : "The Island"

I'm Ewan McGregor! I'm a clone! I'm Scarlett Johannson! I'm a clone too! Look at my boobs!

by finn34, 12-19-06

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

biped wins with this one:

OPC 26: "Fahrenheit 911" In One Panel

----Starring G. Bush and Michael Moore!---- A-And then the little goat w-went "baa-baa" ...and...and... See? SEE? He just kept on reading the fuckin' storybook!

by biped, 12-15-06

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thank ye.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.