I'm shit at making up contests, but this is fairly easy I suppose. Now onto the rules!

1. Photoshops are fine
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHTCLUB
3. You can change the background in the first panel, add another character and add to what death already says, if you want
4. series are fine, aslong as you include the template in the first panel of the first comic
5. I'll judge this sometime next week, after christmas, before new years

FTC 102: Template

*sigh* I hate this part of my job

by The_young_scot, 12-18-06

Have at!

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FTC 102: The Beginning Of The End by biped 12-19-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job... Let's go, Big Boy. Oh, yeah...OH, YEAH...BAAA-AAA-AAAAAAAA!!! Curse you, Horny Gay Sheep Of Death!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 102: Death Tells It Like It Is by boloboffin 12-19-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. Please, someone, let me out of this coffin! It's not a coffin, you daft git. It's a morgue drawer... You mean, my family didn't come after me? *sob* O for the love of... Could you guys keep it down out there?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 101: Tear Garden by umfumdisi 12-19-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. Name: Andy Janks; Sex: Male; DOB: 03-12-65; Cause of Death: Autoerotic Asphyxiation; Last Request: "Circles In The Sand" ~\ "Dehydrated... Slightly decomposed... A wishing stone thrown hopeless to a mirage... Liquid blue just like your dying eyes... I sympathise... I carry you... We are making circles in the sand." /~

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Grim Reaper has a bad case of the Monday's... by crabby 12-19-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job

Do me next! by LuckyGuess 12-20-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. I been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin', but nothin' compares to these blue and yellow puuuurple pills. Thank you.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

FTC 102: Thimble, Thimble by boloboffin 12-20-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. Marco. Polo.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

As always don't judge me the winner, 'cos I just won't make another contest.

FTC 102 by Injokester 12-20-06

*sigh* I hate this part. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Can't we go back to doing this at a bar? Shut your bitch mouth Steve.

FTC 102.2 by Injokester 12-20-06

*Sigh* You're not fooling anybody. I am DEATH! How stupid do you think I am? You may challenge me to a thumb-war or a game of Magic: The Gathering to decide the fate of your SOUL!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

FTC 102: Tonight's The Night by biped 12-24-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. I'm sorry, Dr. Feldman...but your time has come. But--that means my corpse will be at the mercy of the night janitor--RANDY! NO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! Aww...he remembered my birthday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 102: Death's Door by Matt_wolfe 12-24-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job, when a female body comes to the morgue. Soon those bastards will start fucking the body and that is just plain gross. Well, might as well go swap her in for Tobor.

Judging shall commence soon, so get those last second entries entered in at the last second!

 That wasn't redundant was it?

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Sorry I took so long to judge, got a new pc and had to get that all sorted out!

This was a close contest, they were all pretty funny, but I've got to give it to biped for the horny gay sheep of death!

FTC 102: The Beginning Of The End by biped 12-19-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job... Let's go, Big Boy. Oh, yeah...OH, YEAH...BAAA-AAA-AAAAAAAA!!! Curse you, Horny Gay Sheep Of Death!

Thanks to all who entered and good luck biped with the next FTC!

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OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, thanks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.