Everything's all jolly and wonderful during the Christmas/New Year season, right?  Bah, humbug!  Show me the dark side of the holiday season.

 I will judge this contest in the fullness of time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'I hit the random button']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Another Tender Tennessee Christmas']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'OPC- Story of xxmasxx']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 27: Crappy Holidays']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : XXXMas Final']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'Merry Fucking H']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'So, this is Christmas...']

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Also...

[Click to view comic: 'OPC: Merry RickmanMas']

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

[Click to view comic: 'You Down Wit' OPC? Yeah, You Know Me']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I will judge this contest the day after New Year's, you damn dirty apes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, PrimoOoze1138's "Alan-Rickman-Tron" had the edge going into the final lap, but then umfumdisi's "Are you tellin' me there are snakes on this motherfuckin' sleigh?" came along and won by a nose.  So it's PrimoOoze1138 in a close second and umfumdisi for the win!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn! I shoulda made a Snakes on a Plane joke...

Oh well, live and learn.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

PrimoOoze1138

I probably enjoy retro humor more than biped, so enter the next contest!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years