Hello again and welcome to Stripcreator Top 5.  My name's Casey Kasem and I'm all set to count down Unknown Eric's five favorite comics he made in the year 2006.  Let's get on with the survey:

*singing voices* Num-ber FIVE!

Speechifying by UnknownEric 11-16-06

So I heard they asked you to give a speech at the middle school. Yeah, can you believe that shit? Me, of all people. What are you gonna talk about anyway? Eh, I'm just gonna get drunk and ramble. A very wise man once said, "If there's grass on the field, play ball." A very wise man.

At number five, that was "Speechifying."  Dropping a few notches to number four, here's the fan favorite about Samantha Fox...

The Page Three Girl Extravaganza. by UnknownEric 11-27-06

Hey, do you remember "Naughty Girls Need Love Too"? Yeah, Samantha Fox! Well, in the second verse when that guy says "Samantha Fox was such a wild dame" and she asks "Huh, well what's your name..." He answers "Samantha Fox." Why? Is his name Samantha Fox too? Is Samantha Fox screwing Samantha Fox? And does that create some sort of rip in the time/Samantha Fox continuum? You need to stop shooting up NyQuil.

Coming in at number three is this uptempo number that has nothing to do with a goddamn dog dying and is far from fucking ponderous...

Bon Jovi vs. Zombies by UnknownEric 3-13-06

Man, I seen a million faces out there. What'd you do? Rocked 'em all. Sweet.

This year's runner-up at number two is this smash...

Civil Rights Flashback by UnknownEric 12-14-06

*knock knock* Who are you? Birmingham Fire Department.

And now the big moment (canned drum roll begins), Unknown Eric's personal favorite comic of his from 2006 is this little ditty...

1337 Children's Games by UnknownEric 9-13-06

Let's play cowboys and Indians! No, let's play Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. How do you play that? OMG, im in ur base killin ur d00dz! What? LAZER PEWPEWPEW!!11!

And there you have it folks, the top 5 as determined by Billboard magazine.  I'm Casey Kasem.  Till next time, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.  And leave your internets tuned right where they are.

(Casey's Top 5 thread was brought to you in part by Bubble Yum, the U.S. Army, and Pontiac.  Please post your own favorite comics of yours in this thread.  Any celebrities appearing in this thread are obviously big fans of Unknown Eric and donated their time to his cause.)

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I has a flavor!

I enjoyed these comics, but I kept waiting for those immortal words:  "But, first...a dedication."

Here are five of my favorite comics of mine from aught-six.  Actually, there were so many great ones to choose from that I barely made it past January.

Surprise Ending Comics by biped 7-22-06

Guess what, Mom? I just had my name legally changed to "Flexter Flurge." Oh! (giggle) That's nice, Billy--I mean, "Flexter."(chuckle) I have a registered letter here for a Mr. Flexter Flurge. But--but, there's no--I mean, he didn't really-- BWAAAAWK! BUK-BUK-BWAAAAAWK!

"NON-HAM SANDWICH COMICS" not starring: a ham sandwich by biped 6-30-06

Whatcha readin', buttlick? It's Andy Griffith's autobiography. But it's written as though it's his SCROTUM talking. Hmm, sounds interesting...if you're a shit-eating retard. Well, fuck ya later, assface. Okay...umm..."and I think the way I firmly yet delicately cupped Andy's balls aided greatly in his portrayal of 'Matlock', and--" Wait a minute... Dakota Fanning?

President Dog by biped 2-11-06

This is the worst crisis in our nation's history! We need leadership -- please, PLEASE tell us what to do, President Dog! Woof! Woof! All he says is "woof, woof!" That...that's of no use to us whatsoever! I know. We're doomed...we're all fucking DOOMED unless President Dog acts NOW. He...he's peeing on my leg!

Baby Shooting Gallery by biped 4-04-06

How much? Four shots for a buck. Goo-goo... Gaa-gaa...

News For Mommy by biped 3-31-06

Mommy, today Sally climbed up on the sink like she wasn't supposed to and got the cookie jar down off the high shelf, and ate a bunch of cookies. This just in: Teddy is a big fat fibber, Mommy, and he ate the cookies. In other news, he also drew dinosaur pictures with your brand new lipstick. On a lighter note: Sally is an ugly, booger-eating retard who used your new lipstick to make up her dollies. Ha ha, they sure looked dumb. Well, that's the news for now, Mommy. Stay tuned for "Tattletale Theater." Tonight's episode: "I Know What Teddy Does In The Bathroom."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't top that Kasem impersonation, so I'm just going to post mine.

Only Nixon Could Go to Vagina by AccentuateNegative 9-04-06

I should write a sex advice column. You still think women's private parts are called, "the China." Well, they are ancient, mysterious, and we have no understanding of them. Don't forget that they were closed to Westerners until the Seventies.

Tunnel of Love by AccentuateNegative 1-08-06

So how come you aren't dating anyone? I don't know. Wait...maybe it's because like all men--especially gays-- I place too much value on physical attraction and not enough on character and personality. Maybe I should start getting to know people first before deciding they're not my type based solely on a quick assessment of their body and face. Then again, I can do better than some ugly guy... What happened? I just had a near-depth experience.

Putting the Ass in Astrology by AccentuateNegative 5-03-06

Do you think we could ever get back together? Well, you're a Gemini and I'm a Virgo. What does that mean? It means I thoroughly analyzed the situation and reached a logical conclusion. And? I still love one of you.

Exorcize by AccentuateNegative 6-01-06

I want you to search deep in your heart... Isn't there something you want to ask Jesus? Yes. How did you get those great abs? Cross training.

Special Interest Groups by AccentuateNegative 2-25-06

This Sunday, I'm going to preach about the gay agenda. Are you sure you want to do that? My parishoners must know about the gay agenda. Well, I was at the last gay meeting. We could only agree on one thing, and I'm not sure it's polite to talk about it in church.

I also want to find out about the pictures I was supposed to see this week. 

I'd post mine, but I doubt I did 5 comics in 2006 with a punchline worthy of beating "LAZER PEWPEWPEWPEW!!11!"

Looking back at 2006, I'm surpised I have five comics that dont' suck.  But here are some (hopefully)

Stream of Comicness XX][ by not_Scyess 1-06-06

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... KILLBOT 5000. Killbot 5000 has been trained in the ancient Japanese martial arts of bunraku and ikebana. And I can do you a fabulous flower arrangement! Uh... Is that in your primary objectives? Before I get the genius here a dictionary... who wants to see a puppet show?

Stream of Comicness XX]|[ by not_Scyess 2-20-06

Where are you taking me? To a magical land, far, far away! But I've never been away from the city! It's a new adventure! Learn to cherish and savor the experience. Does everyone have a magical friend like you? Ask your court-assigned therapist when this is all over.

Corporate Incompetence by not_Scyess 3-01-06

Did you get my report on corporate incompetence? Yes. It was total shit. Thank you. Do you realize that incompetence is not a goal? That makes my results look a lot less favorable.

TV Shows to Avoid by not_Scyess 6-22-06

I don't believe it! I can't believe it! It's simply not possible! I mean, how could that possibly true? No way! It's unfathomable! It must be completely made up. No way could that actually be the case. There's maybe a one in a million chance. Tune in next week for another episode of The Incredulous Hulk One in a billion. One in the national debt! No, even less! Absolutly zero chance! Nope! None.

The Fishonals

Yes, I realize I should've been more specific when I wrote, "...seeks thin, blue hammerhead," but...

by not_Scyess, 12-12-06

And sneaking in one extra:

[Click to view comic: 'Brazenly Ripping Off Comic 353359']

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Cold-Hearted Santa by boloboffin 5-27-06

Santa, Santa! We got our first letter of the year! Jee-zus Christ! We haven't even finished cleaning up from 2005! Put whoever this asshole is on the coal and switches list with extreme prejudice! Dear Santa: I'm 4 years old. I want you to make my daddy well again so my mommy will stop crying. Lisa. Alright, alright. Put her down for a black dress.

Actual Conversations with the GOD Robot by boloboffin 8-12-06

I'm carrying Anderson Cooper's baby. Don't call me "baby". Do you mean your name is carrying Anderson Cooper s. No. I am carrying the child of Anderson Cooper in my body. Hi, carrying the child of Anderson Cooper in my body! Hoo boy. Can you tell me any gossip?

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-29-06

Ohhh. Dude's checking out the huge ugly SUV, the one with 12/14 mpg... Sold! Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly to Iraq and spit in a soldier's face?

FTC 102: Thimble, Thimble by boloboffin 12-20-06

*sigh* I hate this part of my job. Marco. Polo.

And my best one is a series - click on the title of the comic below to get started:

Agnes on the Lam by boloboffin 11-21-06

Time for your shot! Ahhhh!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"Good one Scoob!"

Play-by-Snail by TheGovernor 3-14-06

Lets see, Queen to Kings Bishop three, check! So he's giving up using the Sicilian Defence then?, Ok I'll counter with Kings Knight to D6.

Old hippy joke -Exit Stage Left (ode to Eric the Unknown) by TheGovernor 4-05-06

What do we want? An end to Surrealism! When do we want it? Banana!

Schadenfreude by TheGovernor 11-20-06

Ok, so then you chop half way down the onion, against the grain, before cutting it the other way, making little onion squares see.. Can I have a word dear? Can't you see Im dicing with death?

100 years war by TheGovernor 4-06-06

Sir, Enemy Camp has been spotted, below us in the valley. Excellent we'll have the advantage of high ground, prepare the troops for a frontal assault Meanwhile.. General Escargot, ze enemy are at the top of ze ridge. Ok, tell ze men to make ready ze defences. We shall let them come to us. Charge!!

CC 311: We all live in the ruin of many a poor boy by TheGovernor 1-19-06

♫ There is ............... a house .......... in New Orleans ...♫ Do they call it the Rising Sun? Nope, they renamed it Whats it called now? The Yellow Submarine!