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Batman created by Bob Kane

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER DCOM TIME!!!

The dancing banana was an integral part of the exquisite emoticon mosaics I used to create at the Fucked Company board before it disappeared.  Which is just one of the many things that make me the most wonderful person on earth.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The posting of this gif may seem a complete non-sequitor. But consider... Both Pacman and the dancing banana are yellow. Both are animated. Coincidence? I think not.

Pacman's mate was Mrs. Pacman. In an abstract form of pixelated prostitution, Mrs. Pacman earned a 5000 point bonus for each banana she gobbled. Shocking but true.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster, it's Ms. Pacman, not Mrs. Pacman.

Pacman and Ms. Pacman were never married, which is a good thing because that would wreck the sanctity of marriage.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Abort, abort! Ms. Pacman reference is impure. Activate self-destruct!

I will be aveeenged!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

A dazzling display of logic, niteowl.  We are in grave danger.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh my God! What about all their little illegitimate Pac-children!?

niteowl

Then why do they have the same name? Is Pacman fucking his sister?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The shocking truth is revealed. But even that is nothing compared to the terrible secret of the relationship between Mario and Donkey Kong.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

umunhum

You are banned from replying to my threads.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

dcomposed

Do you know what that shit is?

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I has a flavor!

gibberish, all of you are turkeys

my girlfriend's a turkey

i get sleepy whenever i eat her out

count it!

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don't use your teeth she might deflate.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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