Ernie, you find quite a few magic items on this guy, one of which you instantly recognize as a ring of fire resistance.
My last character could have used that.
Your last character would be your current character if you'd gotten one of those instead of those stupid boots of gravity.
Oooo, Burn!
Ironically, Ernie's last character did just that.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.