The name says it all. Basically I want you to create the worst superhero ever, or show an existing superhero going on a really lame adventure.

I'll judge once people stop entering.

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So you might as well just judge it now then.

lolz!

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Poop.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Erectile Tissue Dysfunction Puppy appears where men are having that once-in-a-lifetime let down. She rolls around on the floor and laughs, distracting the man’s sexual partner long enough for the man to either jump out a window or palm himself back into shape!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Isn't anyone going to call me on entering a non-chopped image?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ok, Spankling, I see your non-shopped picture and raise with a recycle of one of my old photohops:

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Please don't judge me the winner, since I won't be around to make the next comp (and wouldn't even if I was...).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Marvolous Mexican Male Mopping.....guy.....

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obscenity filter is off

I'm stubbornly waiting for more entries

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I don't suppose this qualifies as a "superhero", but I'm entering it anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It looks more like a midget cross dresser with swollen testicles. There must be a call for a superhero like that!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sweet Jesus, I totally forgot about this!

Thanks for all the entries, time to end this.

I hear by declare lukket the winner!

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