Who would win?

i pick the ompalumpas

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What are the rules of this conflict? Is it a battle royale or merely a sing-and-dance-off?

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swimsuit competition!

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I say the Munchkins would swarm all over the Oompalumpas like fire ants, rip them to pieces with their teeth and claws, and devour their flesh down to the bones in under a minute, and then revel in the bloody carnage and have a big, wet, squirming orgy.

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bipedI disagree.

The Oompaloompas have superior technology and training, whereas the Munchkins have lollipops and a road that leads to a wizard with no magic.

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HCRoyallI disagree.

The Oompaloompas have superior technology and training, whereas the Munchkins have lollipops and a road that leads to a wizard with no magic.

But the Munchkins can summon hordes of now-converted flying monkeys to tear the Oompa Loompas apart and set them all on fire. Plus they have the white witch. The white witch owns all.

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What if there was no white witch or no willy wonka then who would win?

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You're forgetting that Ompalumpas are basically slaves. They've got all that pent up aggression to vent. They have to make candy all day long for little brats, and then sing when one of the brats dies.

I have no doubt that the Ompalumpas would win, I only fear that once that rage has been unleashed, it will be the end for as all

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What if right before they began to fight, they realized that we, the normal people of the world, are the true enemies? Scary.

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The ompalumpas are a different color than the majority of the world, so I'm sure they'd be bombed beyond recognition in a matter of 12 seconds with no senate approval.

BigFrank105

The Ompalumpas aren't naturally orange-skinned; they get that color from a tanning bed. Which means they're actually just the kind of over-privileged pricks who would be hitting the big red button in the first place.

Yes but the Munchkins are organised into a lollipop guild, whereas the oompaloompas probably have no form of union representation.

That said in a straight one on one, my money's on the 'loompa's becasue Im betting the Munchkins like to guzzle down sweets, probably eating as much as an elephant eats, where do you think they'll be at getting terribly fat? I doubt they realise what will come of that, personally I dont like the look of it.

Loompas 6-4 favourites in any kind of ruck.

The legendary Munchkin/Oompalumpa War was was a battle 'tween bad and good, 

Chocolate rivers were tainted with the taste of sweat, and yellow bricks stained with blood.

Wizards and Candymen would not interfer cuz the they knew the outcome of the killin'

Munchkins are full of Piss 'n Vinegar! But Oompas are made with cream fillin'!

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Poop.

Oompaloompas learn to fight while serving out the long prison sentences they so richly earn in their free time.

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crackpanther

The Ompalumpas aren't naturally orange-skinned; they get that color from a tanning bed. Which means they're actually just the kind of over-privileged pricks who would be hitting the big red button in the first place.

No, they are jaundiced from drinking a vile alcoholic beverage that they learn to brew in prison toilets. Upon release, they find that they prefer this hideous distillate to anything available commercially, and so they continue producing absolutely staggering quantities of it in a disused portion of Mr. Wonka's industrial complex. Their livers are annihilated in short order, and yet they live on for several centuries, brimming with yellow bile and noxious liquor. It is said that nothing can kill these little fuckers.

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If the oompaloompas ever defeated the munchkins, Khan would avenge them.

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