Just as the Lucky Strike Green went to war during WWII, all stripcreator colors have likewise gone off to fight terrorists now. (Or at least draw embarrasing goatees, moustaches, and glasses on them while they sleep.)

So, all color has been sucked away for this contest. Use only black and white characters. (Word of warning: bongo has color in all his poses.) And use only black and white backgrounds. (None, Black, or Splitter.)

With a Video Camera. by ObiJo 10-31-01

PHILLIP! THIS IS YOUR GOD! Yyyes, God? SING PRAISE UNTO MY NAME LEST I SMITE THEE! This little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine. This little light of mine... Haha, er...NOW HOP ON ONE LEG AND FLAP YOUR ARMS LIKE A BIRD. You're in the attic, aren't you, Jon?

Black and white can be drab, so use your amazing comic skills well.

Multiple entries accepted. Contest will end sometime Saturday evening. Good luck. Have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 76: This is not absurd by Drexle 10-31-01

Fuck, I'm surrounded!!!

CC 76: by Drexle 10-31-01

I vant to suck your blood!!! Fucking LARPers... I've got something for you to suck!

Oh, one last thing. DREXLE NEED NOT APPLY. No, just kidding.

I'm going to do what I used to do in olden days and not read this thread again until Saturday when I judge. So if you have any questions about the rules (like, "So, can we use blue?" "No, then how about red?" "Green?") get my attention in another thread or take your best guess since since I'm usually pretty lenient.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

But how else will we set the standard for minimum humor allowed in a comic strip?

I guess we'll see when your answer on the judging day.

Comic Contest Entry: The Empress' New Face by DragonXero 11-01-01

*thump* What the hell is this? *click* Damn slow flourescent lights. Hi honey, I'm home from the plastic surgeon's! Do you like the new me? gh-gh-gah- AHHHHHHH!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC76 - Who Loves Ya Baby by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-01-01

So , what youre saying is , during the matinee performancs you want me to run down the Aisle and eat people. Thats exactly it Daddy-O Then im to grab an usher , open my wings , and fly up the balcony and eat his brains. Youre catching on Quick daddy-O Mr Coppola , you dont think this will detract from the overall enjoyment of the movie do you? Hey , Tarantino executed 26 people during the preview of Pulp Fiction.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

What hash? by Spankling 11-01-01

Dum... da dee... WHAT?!? That is the biggest pile of smoldering hash I've seen since 1967-1978! Dum... da dee... *cough*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cthulu Worship for Dummies by NastyPope 3-08-01

I bow before thee ancient gods and offer thee a sacrifice. *bwak?* Let the blood of this chicken flow into thine sacred challace. Let the Ancients return and thy desciple reap the wealth of the ages *BWAK?!?!?!?* A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GORDITAS!!! YOU TRULY ARE GREAT!!!!! ¿Lo Quero Taco Hell ?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

A Day in the Life of Ruprict vol 1. no 2. by NastyPope 3-05-01

My Mother always told me that tellng the truth was the best thing for a relationship and that my constant deceit keeps me lonely. Perhaps she is right. Maybe I should be honest with them. Perhaps by being myself, they will love me for who I am, accepting my faults and loving me despite my failings.... On the other hand, when was the last time you got laid by telling the truth ?

I have a few more of the Ruprict series that are B&W.
Any further entries will be new.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC76: Color Me Disqualified by wirthling 11-01-01

...and so I asked her who, uh who she would, um--what the hell is that?! What the hell is what? That clown in the 3rd panel? He isn't supposed to be in this comic! This is a black-and-whites-only gig! Ah, it would appear wirthling is in one of his moods... Bite me, Obijo!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The link is right according to ftp. Why the freak it ain't workin' right now is beyond me. Maybe the server will be working when you view it - or not.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i can't wait for the hundredth one of these. my comic will be called "C.C. C" (:

C.C. LXXVI: H.G. Wells was a pussy by habnem 11-01-01

This new invisibility potion is working great, huh AsianGirl2? Yeah, it's awesome! Let's go find a boys' locker room to raid! Nah, that's too cliche. Surely we can come up with a better idea than that. Ehh, I'm getting bored anyway. I'm going to turn visible again. Should I tell her about the side effects? ...Oh. Shit, dude! I'm going to rip out your Fallopian tubes with a rusty pair of pliers!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Perception vs. Exception by itsclark 11-01-01

Once again, look at the ink-blot and tell me what you see. Any idiot can see two beatniks in a darkened room... ADRIFT IN A SEA OF CRIMSON BLOOD AND YELLOW FLAMES DEMONIC GREEN EYES BLAZING WITH DEATH-HATE!!

Actually, it also sort of looks like the face of a hippo emerging from a river... OF NOXIOUS GREEN PUS!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Humor Or Less Have To Puke by itsclark 11-01-01

I've been planning this jewel heist for eighteen months! I can't believe you're wussing out on me now! You have got to be the biggest chicken I've seen in my life! Cue cheap visual pun: Spot-light! Run!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC76: Paul Simon, Please Forgive Me by fuzzyman 11-01-01

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all. And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none, I can read the writing on the wall. Kodachrome, you give us those nice bright colors. You give us the greens of summers. Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah! I got a Nikon camera. I love to take a photograph. So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away. If you took all the girls I knew when I was single and brought them all together for one night. I know they'd never match my sweet imagination... and everything looks worse in black and white.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC76: Evil! by fuzzyman 11-01-01

Look, be reasonable! George W. Bush is evil, I say! The personification of evil on Earth! You just disagree with his policies. Surely there are some good things about the man... Nope! He's evil! No trace of goodness in him at all! Everything has to be black and white with you, doesn't it? EVIL!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

OREO? by crabby 10-01-01

fuzzyman

I love that song

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ANTIOREO! by DragonXero 11-01-01

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC 76: The Worst Yet! by Drexle 11-01-01

Cripes!!! Holy... *gag* What is that smell!? Guys, I am NOT cleaning that up...

REVERSE OREO? by crabby 11-01-01

Lick the creamy center by Spankling 11-01-01

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet