Keep It Simple Stupid

Rules:

1) You must use the following things at least once in your comics: the kaddar2 baby, a prop from the "props" category, a forumuser character and the word "rancid."

2) You may only use "office" backgrounds.

3) Series, photoshopping, and old comics (ha!) allowed.

- OR -

Ignore the three rules above and make a comic about KISS -- the band, that is.

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in order to get this joke, you either need to read this :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Singer

or just read the comic. your choice.

Orange Soda : KISS 1 by finn34 2-22-07

Thanks for coming with me, man. I couldn't do this without you. What are you doing here anyway? Well, I heard that KISS was auditioning drummers, so I figured I'd try out. Really? You think you've got what it takes? I can give Gene Simmons a lap dance without vomiting, if that's what you're asking.

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CC 348: The "Paul Stanley Baby" Diversionary Tactic by biped 2-23-07

Excuse me...aren't you Paul Stanley of that rancid-ass rock band, KISS? RANCID-ASS--? I mean, no, I am not "Paul Stanley." Come with me to the Executive Lounge and I will show him to you. Here...here is "Paul Stanley." Gah-gah. Ha, ha... once again, my "Paul Stanley baby" diversionary tactic has protected my privacy from unwanted fan intrusion... ME WANT ME'S MONEY--or me will start telling people that you AM Paul Stanley.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

on february 28th, 1996, KISS reunited at the grammys by mandingo 2-23-07

on february 28th, 1996, KISS reunited at the grammys by mandingo 2-23-07

on february 28th, 1996, KISS reunited at the grammys by mandingo 2-23-07

on february 28th, 1996, KISS reunited at the grammys by mandingo 2-23-07

on february 28th, 1996, KISS reunited at the grammys by mandingo 2-23-07

hey, Gene, come on in. rest of the band's already here.

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 348: New adventures of Baby Billings by NeoVid 2-26-07

Damn, the wife was right, it does smell rancid in here. I'd better get you changed, kid. Looks like she fell for it. I'm glad I have you to take the blame for that stench that follows me around.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-27-07

I haven't won one of these fucking comic contests in a long time, despite my submitting what were clearly the funniest entries! So... When they asked me to submit a comic for CC: 348, I told them to "KISS MY ASS"! Nice [ *glub, glub* ] reference to the Kiss [ *glub, glub* ] tribute album!

CC 348: White Trash Health Care by Scyess 2-28-07

Congratulations! You've delivered a healthy baby! It's one of those two things of stuff over there! They both came out of one of your naughty places. I forget which is which, but the baby is probably less rancid one. They both kinda look like his daddy.

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"Old" is the old new.

New Diet Revolution by TheGovernor 3-02-07

*Wrrrrr I know BabyShakes are the latest low-carb health craze, but don't you think its a bit immoral and rancid? Just a little. Next time I'll remember to remove the diaper first!

NeoVid

This would be funny, if we didn't both do it to each other all the time. Babies beat even dogs for covering up rank fart smells. Only it doesn't work if you say, "I think he needs his diaper changed" while grinning and trying not to laugh.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Butch and Jim by HCRoyall 3-05-07

This just in! KISS is cancelling their upcoming tour! What?! No!! I've waited years for this! According to a police report, an unidentified man wielding a knife assaulted and seriously injured band frontman Gene Simmons... BUTCH!!! What? I left him his signature tongue!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Maybe it's time to K.I.S.S. this CC goodbye, and choose a winner...

Not till I chime in.  Missed me?

CC 348: KISSterectomy by kaufman 3-06-07

My god, you guys look rancid without your make-up!

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CC 348 - Babysitting; Billings Style by gabe_billings 3-06-07

...clean the kitchen and the bathrooms, wash my car, get dinner started and do the laundry. Oh, and empty the diaper pail; it's smelling a little rancid. Keep an eye on Noah, too. Bye! Check, check, and double check! All right fucker! Into the closet with you. Scooby! Shaggy! Don't go into the spooky ol' mine! There's monsters!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC 348: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille by kaufman 3-07-07

Thank you, Gene, but I'm telling you, you don't need to stand quite so close to the camera.

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Here's an oldie but, uh, goodie(?)...

RCL no. 690 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-21-05

New York City, circa 1971: Although, Tiki was called back in for three additional tryouts... ...the job of bass player for Kiss was ultimately given to Gene Simmons. Shit!

RCL no. 1448 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-07-07

Hey, Gene! Tell me what you think of this one... ♫ Hot, hot... Hotter than HELL! You know she's gonna burn you up! ♫ SUCKS! Okay... How 'bout this? ♫ Nowhere to hide, baby... Nowhere to RUN! You pulled the trigger of my (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da) LOVEGUN! ♫ RANCID!! What if we add a disco beat to this: ♫ I was made for loving you, baby... You were made for loving me! And, I can't get enough of you, baby... Can you get enough of me? ♫ Trust me, Paul... The ONLY way we're gonna make it in this business is to put on the makeup, because our songs really BLOW!!

RandomComicLayoutGuy

Okay, sorry to delay you not winning another contest.

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I was about to end things several nights ago when I was disconnected by my sucky ISP. A couple of nights later I tried accessing stripcreator, but all I got was a message saying, "Database error." Anyway, I'm here now and ready to judge.

Great to see kaufman back, BTW. "Close Up" was quite good.

Finn's was spongeworthy as well, but the reference was a bit too obscure, you know, considering you had to link an article explaining the punchline. It was worth it, though.

However, the co-winners of this contest are mandingo and Scyess!

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"co-winners"?  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???  Weak!

I WON! Did I win? I won, right!?!

Wait... is this about the Mega Loto thingy?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

umfumdisijust so i'm the pitcher

thanks, grandad umfum. scyess and i are thinking up rules and will post something tomorrow or the next day

and thank you, gene simmon's freakishly large genetically enhanced tongue. singapore. enough said.

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RandomComicLayoutGuy

Hitting the Random button and then fitting words onto the characters and background? Random!

Also, two sets of rules. Two winners. Not Random!

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The guy who played "Rick" in "Village of the Giants"?  Bob Random!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.