I bought my beer at around 10:20pm, at a little shop in Spring City .  I also picked up a pack of cigarettes at the the Turkey Hill across the street.  Then I went to Efish's house, cracked one open, lit a smoke, and proceeded to watch a lot of cartoons, until the sister and father of the Efish came home and we were forced to relocate downstairs.  We watched a horror movie involving a Captain Kirk mask and a huge set of maybe tranny knockers.  Good times.

 My beer is Busch.

My cigarettes are Parliament Light.

The cartoon was South Park.

The movie was Halloween.

The tranny was Jamie Lee Curtis.

The only Bus[c]h I want my lips on associates yeast with infections.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Budweiser's my favorite beer, but Busch is almost as good and it's cheaper.  And if you're drinking it with bourbon, you can barely tell the difference.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm a Miller man myself, but tonight I found myself indulging in the world of Michelob Ultra... I'll just pretend it's not Anheuser-Busch for now.

Right now, my fridge has Stone IPA, Stella Artois, and Guinness. I also have six cases of wine and one of liquor all packed and ready to move next week.

PBR

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xxausrottenxx

I hate beer.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.