I made some more new ones. Please comment on them here.

Random: British Charm + 2 by myles1890 3-25-07

So ya see, Julia, we brits like to do it the hard way. Oh, so we've got to bend over? No, no, you've got to stand up straight and hope I don't poke the wrong hole. Ah. Okay. Here comes the choo-choo!

Random: Bigger hits you like a rock by myles1890 3-31-07

Lisa's Birthday Party Oh, I don't know... C'mon! It's from your ex-boyfriend! So...it's a dildo? No... It's an EVEN BIGGER dildo than last year!

Random: Mission; Impossible 4 -Idiot under Fire- by myles1890 3-31-07

I gots me my crowbar. Great, now let's rob us that maximum security databa- A fucking crowbar!? Who do we look like, huh? Ethan Hunt?

Random: Doin' the Nasty...Jesus style by myles1890 3-31-07

So...why are you here again, Jesus? I was mindin' my own, just wandering the streets, when this girl asks me to help her, right? Right... And then she ends up sucking the life out of me! I swear, I gushed until I fainted! I mean, who else could have known she was a vampire?

Thanks for reading!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

First comic was deliciously funny, by means of the word 'choo-choo'.
I have a feeling I've seen that last comic before, though.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

I loved the first three. They were really funny.

I love the mission impossible one, thats classic.

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hakuna mattata

Thanks, guys.  :D

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

if i could rate you 'good' again i would. sorry

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Naw, that's okay.  I know my comics suck, and I'm gonna try and improve that.  Thanks anyway!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

There's a .hack reference in the title of this thread. Just thought I'd share.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I thought no one would notice that -_-

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

YOU THOUGHT WRONG

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

But seriously, how many people PLAY .dot//Hack?  -_-

Here are some more comics I made!

Random: Bacon by myles1890 4-12-07

The perfect place to catch them kids drinking. I always get a bust here. I smell BACOOOOOOOOONN! No, the irony is NOT lost in me, folks.

Random: Whoa, it's true by myles1890 4-12-07

Hey, it's Larry! I haven't seen you since your Family Guy gig! Oh, hey, Bob. Yeah, it was a doozy. So, why're you back on the job? I got fired from my older job. What old job? A nurse at Saint Jude.

Random: The last two beings on Earth by myles1890 4-12-07

You know, this tornado isn't actually as bad as I thought it would be. Yeah, it's awful calm in here. But I hate to see what it'll be like when it's over... Two minutes later... Well, at least we still have our personalities. Even LATER... My personality was BETTER.

Random: Ecto Placto (not funny) by myles1890 4-12-07

Hum dee dum...Dum...Oh? An e-mail? Dear PacGhost@hotecto.com: We regret to inform you that the position for the white ghost has been taken on the new Pac Man Game. Terribly sorry. - Namco Well, at least I still have Mario...

Random: Bunnies and Old men = Good readin' by myles1890 4-12-07

I refuse. Why? It's only four dolla. No, I regret to inform you that I would not and will not receive a blowjob from an illiterate whore-bunny. And you're from ASIA. Clearly not U.S. related. What if I give you American blowjob?

[Click to view comic: 'Random: My punchline skills need working on...']

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Even the Spanish can become immortal']

There.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

If before I considered you a 1 on a scale of 1 to 10, I now consider you a 3.6.

Two more improvements of this magnitude and you'll be set.

Here are some more.

Random: Fatty by myles1890 4-13-07

I've never listened to rock music. My mom says it's because I'm fat. I don't know how or why, but I think she's right. That pizza tasted gooooood.

Random: My Wii isn't gay, it's bi by myles1890 4-13-07

Hey, dude, wanna go play with my Wii together? Wait, what? My Wii. Wanna go play it? ... Not that stupid ass joke again... Are you gay or something?

Random: A sack full of balls by myles1890 4-13-07

What're ya in for? Stealing from the liqour store down the street. You? I hacked off some guy's balls and stuffed in in a sack. ... It's a ballsack. I know, I know...

Random: Bacon-Slime surprise by myles1890 4-16-07

Wow, so you really like it here in New York? Yep. It's all chock full of surprises. Surprises? I'm a surprise. For you, I mean. I forgot to give you the musical telegram... You are!? *Singing* Bacon man! Bacon man! Oh so grease-y Bacon man! Please let me eat you, little Bacon-man! So it WASN'T a dream last night...

Random: So it was HIM by myles1890 4-16-07

"Dear Johnathon, Please do NOT use the Incinerator 3000 enclosed in said box to kill your girlfriend, although you are going through tough times. Have a great holiday! Love, Mom"

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Native girl']

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Old lady smell']

[Click to view comic: 'Random: Cheap-O']

[Click to view comic: 'Random: A new type of word']

It took me a whole ten minutes.  Barf.  Just click on the last four to view them, they're being weird.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I'm gonna ask one thing to yall, do you think I'm getting better/improving my comic making ability?  Or am I getting worse?

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

These last ones were terrible. You should quit.

Naw, quitting is for losers.  I'm gonna try and improve myself :D

Thanks for reading, anyway!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I'm gonna bump this because I want to/can.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

myles1890

You quoted a fat annoying green guy from the first game that talked like a moron. Even a casual gamer could spot that. And now ypu're dealing with a power nerd like me? Get outta town.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I am in no town to get outta.  So I'll get outta my house, instead.

And that fat axe guy was fucking annoying.  I never used him in my parties.  He can go screw himself with his armor plated dick.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Some of them are pretty good it's just that for every good one you do, there's seems to be a crap one. Just keep on making comics, but don't make them for the sake of it.