Okie dokey folkies.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make the funny happen with this character:

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ash Can Tango: A Tableau by boloboffin 5-15-07

Yee-ha! Whoop-whoop! Andele, andele! I fuck your sister.

Okay, no real joke. I couldn't think of one, but I couldn't let the situation slip by. 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I thought the joke was that the cigarette man was poopoing in each of the first two panels. I didn't get the third panel. I thought it was very unfunny. The first two really made me giggle though. I'm glad we shared a moment through this comic and I hope you find the time to give me your input on some of my comics if you get the chance in the future. Thanks alot homie.

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You don't know what I got... .

Huh. I guess that's a possible way to go with it. After all, the burning end of SmokyMan is the ash end. I just saw it as the panaroma view of a sand ashtray, and that tickled me. Just butts dancing around the sand and ashes.

Your comix has flavor.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

UTC 5 - Unlucky Lucky by crackpanther 5-16-07

And contact information, beginning with your last name? Strike, Lucky. Yours? InACan, PrinceAlbert. Kind of dikey, no?

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UTC 5 - Unlucky Lucky by crackpanther 5-16-07

So what were you telling me on the phone? Some shit about how the last three chicks you hooked up with had the same name? Yeah it's weird, bro. Caugh, cough, coof, some shit like that. I'm thinking maybe it's Malaysian? Anywho...

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UTC 5 - Unlucky Lucky by crackpanther 5-16-07

The recruiter will see you in just a moment. And I'm sorry, but there's no smoking in this building. That's discrimination! I'm quite sure I don't know what you're talking about.

UTC 5: The Creator Returns--Return of the Creator.

This is not what I meant by "having a smoke after sex." But I love sloppy seconds...

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-16-07

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I think I'll give this a day or two more. The forums have been a little dead, no?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

UTC 5: Toxic / Sir Winston Churchill would approve by lukket 5-20-07

Entry 1 How come I haven't seen your girlfriend for quite a while? For some strange reason she got lung cancer and died. Entry 2 So, where are you going for your summer vacation? I'm going to England to visit my relatives. I didn't know you had English family? My grandfather is the Duke of Marlborough.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The punchline made me chuckle, so boloboffin loses the least.

boloboffin

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Yay! Another one coming right up!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker