During treatment with extreme testicle torture, the most commonly observed side effects were swelling, dizziness and mind-bending agony. Until you know how extreme testicle torture will effect you, you should not drive or operate heavy machinery. You should not drink alcohol while experiencing extreme testicle torture. In some individuals, chronic testicle torture may cause dependency. Some medications, even those available without prescription, can interfere with or increase the effects of extreme testicle torture.

Talk to your doctor about extreme testicle torture and see if it's right for you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

side effects of extreme testicle torture also include extreme testicle torture, weak stream, and death

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what if nigger meant kite

http://www.extremetesitcletorture.com/

That's right.  .com.  It's a commercial enterprise.

Raise your hand if you clicked on that link.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

zaster...you're cunt. lets meet up tomorrow at that 7-11

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obscenity filter is off

You got it, man. Start practicing falling down. I'm a go all Tae Bo upside your head, Billy Blanks style for real and then you will know I am one hard-core mother fucker.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

let us know who wins so we can force the other one to make his forum comment "weak stream"

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what if nigger meant kite

As you can see by this picture, I have nearly finished assembling my extreme testicle torture starter kit. Can anyone suggest any items I may have missed? I can't wait to get started on this exciting new hobby.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Poop.

"You must be at least this long to avoid extreme testicle torture."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i found possibly the most disturbing video on bangedup.com about this subject and was gonna post a link to it here.

then i watched it the whole way through and decided it was way too fucked up to post here.

argh.

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Kill Whitey.

I've seen it.  It's a real leg-crosser.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey, I posted a link to a Phelps family parody of We Are the World here. It couldn't be worse than that.

eh...i tink.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Teenage Mutant Extreme Tesitcle Torture Ninja Turtles?

Quick, somebody call Rupert Murdoch!

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