jason andors

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous comedian

hes been on comedy central, hbo, bet comic view...

be jealous

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hugh jackman

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous actor

hes been on x-men, swordfish, van helsing...

be jealous

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Batman created by Bob Kane

thom yorke

heard of him???

hes my cousin...

hes a famous singer

hes been on tour, bjork, my dick...

be jealous

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

anderson cooper

ever heard of him???

he's a famous news anchor

he's been on cnn, live with regis and kelly, ryan seacrest

be jealous...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Roger Tingler

heard of him???

it's a name I just made up

if you know a guy named that, it's purely a coincidence...

be jealous

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

herpes

ever hear of it?

i've had it since 1997

that's the last time I sleep with a dollar whore in fresno

be jealous

Big Frank.

Ever hear of him?

He was my first trick, right after my male-to-female surgery in Fresno in 1997. I had to turn tricks at the bus station to pay for my surgery. They always say your first is magical. I left him with the only present I could give.

Be jealous.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

pussy

ever hear of it?

i got it this morning

be jealous

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I has a flavor!

Hugh Jackman?

Isn't he in that new CBS show about Laughlin, NV.

Yikes.

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obscenity filter is off

this is the new haiku![br][hr]

zero wing

what you say??

all your base...

are belong to us

you have no chance, to survive, make your time...

move zig

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what if nigger meant kite

UnknownEric

no :(

I have no clue what's going on.

I'm jealous.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

bill maher

heard of him?

he is famous talk show host

he say:

hair not talking to mustache

don't be jealous

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

jason anders gives great head

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Kill Whitey.

william the silent

heard of him???

hes my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather...

hes a famous prince

hes been in parma, holland, delft...

be jealous

lenny bruce

heard of him???

he was my sister's ex-husband's cousin

he was a famous comedian

hes been on the tonight show and was played by dustin hoffman...

be jealous

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

my penis

heard of it???

it's in your mother's mouth

your mother's infamous mouth

it's also been in her butt and minge and was played with by your sister...

be jealous

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what if nigger meant kite

im in danny rhymez and mattyb, we suck

holy shit i seriously didnt mean to start this

poopie

ever heard of it?

it comes out my butt

and on to your chest

while you sleep

be careful

dont roll over

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is jason andors that guy with cerebal palsy that jokes about having a serious illness?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

huh?

no

but that would be funny,

gotta love em, those little dee dee dees

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