Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #5:

Conspiracy!

That's it! When inspiration hits, you can add to the dialogue/thought balloon, if you wish, but Conspiracy! must appear all by itself in a sentence.

Bonus situation - walking into the condom aisle at your local pharmacy and seeing a magnifier hung there for the use of the patrons. I just saw that today, and there's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

So the contest has been running for more than two weeks and I all can come up with is this? Sad, I admit. But I thought I´d give it a try anyway. There´s not that much competition, hehe.

Can I let them in? (RCD 5) by DrMorton 7-08-07

Can I let them in? Can I let them in? Nope. Conspiracy! Who put you in charge anyway? Why can´t I let them in? I wanna let them in! I wanna let them in! No way. Pleeeeeeease? You know what your father said. No playing with the living dead before you´ve finished supper. And that includes that broccoli pastry, young Sir!

Disbelief Man 9 by Xuanwu 7-08-07

Conspiracy! I DISBELIEVE! Irresponsible corporate bureaucracy!

Breaking the rules for fun and profit...

RCD 5: Dolphins are really muslimists. by NooniePuuBunny 7-18-07

Help me... I am beached and dying! Conspiracy! You're really a terrorist trying to kill innocent americans by running off with them and then beheading them for all your tali-ban compadres to see! I have no fucking legs!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This one was actually random.

RCD 5. Meaty Conspiracy by Xuanwu 7-19-07

Ah, finally. Now we shall finally uncover it! Uncover what? Conspiracy! Um...what kind? The conpiracy that causes all this perfectly good meat to waste away in the ground! Uh...pass.

RCD 5: The Unfunny Animal Arcade Argument by biped 7-19-07

MS. PAC-MAN, you better eat those FUCKING-- SHUT UP, DOG!!! ANNOUNCEMENT TO ENTIRE ARCADE--MS. PAC-MAN WILL NOT EAT THE SUPER ENERGY PILLS--IT IS A CONSPIRACY!!! BETWEEN HER AND THE GHOSTS AGAINST ME!!! I AM A GOOD DOG-- IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM GOING TO LOSE MY RACE CAR...DOG!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR RACE CAR-- "GOOD DOG", MY MISSING ASS THAT A SHARK BIT OFF!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

KFC 4 Two by astek 8-13-07

KFC 4 Two I'm telling you Chuck, it' a conspiracy. Colonel Sanders is alive!!! Screw you Chuck! Go choke on a chicken bone! I know I'm right! Yeah, and just as soon as he walks up to me I'm going to go home and hang myself! I'll catch up to him later, but would you like to try some of my famous Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Here is mine. I couldn't think of a lot to do with this. Sorry if it sucks.

This is the first thing that came into my head. So hopefully it's alright.

Conspiracy! [RCD #5] by Milez72 9-02-07

Ok, are the small magnifingy-thing glasses whatever in place, near all the condoms? Yes, sir. So that men lacking in confidence will be even more determined to by our 'enlargement program'. Soon they will shout... Conspiracy! Sorry, Sir. I have some problems...down there at the moment.

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

Wow, has it been three months already?

The win goes to Xuanwu for Disbelief Man 9!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yay for a win by breaking the rules!