Here's a tragic idea, what was the comic for your birthday? Ie, if I take my birthdate in dd/mm/yy , the corresponding comic is this one:

Bob meets a new and exciting friend by ARichards16 2-06-01

Hey, maybe I shouldn't have put that grass in the beer... Smwop norf iglle pulp donk! Now I KNOW I shouldn't have put that grass in the beer!! I'm outta here! Irgoz florp naftgibber sglom? What was his problem, Bob? Goffer blag shnorp pupple ralp!

Oh dear. But if I used mm/dd/yy I would get this one:

devil by scot 3-01-01

Ahh, Ebay the evilest of all evils! Poster of goatse.ex 19.99 Yes, Come to me evil poster WTF PEICE OF SHIT!

Which is not much better, although it does contain the line "Come to me evil poster"

Anyway, you get the idea.

Although come to think of it not everyone's birthdate would work out.

Mine wouldn't work. If you have two digits in both the day and month fields, there'd need to be at least a hundred thousand comics.

Yes. I didn't really think it through.

Well, my prefered method of mm/dd/yy hasn't been written yet, and won't be for another 40000 strips. I did find one for the dd/mm/yy method.

Kami-sama still being protective over his lights by Mary_Elizabeth 3-27-01

I know I left, but I've so missed the thrill of this job. *yay* The lights are perfect, everything's on cue, I am GOD! Dude, that short guy said I can be on crew and work lights tonight so you can go home. I KILL YOU!

dd/mm/yy:

Solar Flair by dannyFanny 1-08-02

Somewhere on the surface of the sun... I said I'm not talking to you any more I'm sorry you feel that way Maybe some cheap TV's are up for you twisted sex games but not me! Is it hot in here? Hey! I'm still talking to you!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Does anyone have good birthday comics?

Your birthday comic says a lot about your personality, you know. And look at the one I got for using 07 for July instead of just 7:

Sickboy, the formative years. by DrazTheSickboy 8-16-01

The young Sickboy weeps over some chick She's pretty Wow, I've seen better looking faces in my terlet. Ugly cunt 6 Years, and much spitting, mocking and rejection later, we see a very different Sickboy Hi I... Shut up cunt, I hate women. I already shat in your mouth 5 times today. Leave me alone you AIDS ridden pube-bag Although this dirty twat-owner is a familiar face... This is the worst mothers day ever Haha, I rule. I will use her stinky women-tears to grease my balls~

Thanks to this idea, I finally discovered a funny stripper who's not a board regular.

Let's Hear it for Low Self Esteem by AnonymousGreenTea 7-02-01

Have you noticed that, in TV Land, everyone is beautiful and young and slender? 36-24-36, all the way. Toned and tanned. Except for the villins, who are all fat, or old or otherwise physically unattractive. Lumpy or scarred or badly dressed. Without fail. Perhaps I should start compiling my plans for world domination now. Now, guess which class you fit into. Go ahead, guess.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You take that back!

wtf againm by orf 7-21-01

... poop

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

mm/dd/yy

Evil Aliens in Earth Invasion Shock! by Toastertron 6-17-01

The Mysterious Aliens are planning to invade the Earth. Zr'Badoing! How will we infiltrate the humans? Our comical appearance will surely give us away! Fear not, Splog! I have a failsafe plan! What's this plan of yours, my brother? We will go to Roswell, New Mexico, in a disguise so cunning that nobody will ever guess we're aliens! Well, that was a bit predictable. Who would have thought humans were so stupid! And even better, we can carry our weapons without fear of challenge!

dd/mm/yy

Today's IRC lesson (how it really went) by raijinx 6-21-01

Why do I always have to be the ugly creature? Who says that's ugly? *RaWR* Would you have sex with that creature? I had sex with your mom didn't I? JASON YOU ARE SO CRUDE! Threw my fuckin back out too.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

There's a panty flash in mine. Go figure.

The High School Daze of Ares by adogg 3-22-01

Ares resists the temtation. Hey there good lookin! You are pretty, but alas! I am a Christian and would be in sin too look at you. You wanna be stuck up ese? Well how about one of these church boy? Alas Ares gets kicked & the snack he had stored in his pocket for later is smashed durring the assault. Well I'm not exactly sure but I thnk she's just sinned against me. .Right in the nuts too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[m]m/d/yy:

Die, spawn of Satan, DIE! by Epiphany 1-28-01

Hi, I'm Rosie O' Donnel. Please kill me.

[m]m/dd/yy:

How things really work at Lowpass 5 by ObiJo 6-07-01

The squirrel? That is hard to believe, Don Bongo, though he was acting strange at lunch today. You went to lunch with him? What was it that he ate? Ziti? Ziti? No, we both had cheeseburgers. You ok? Just stretching.

[d]d/m/yy:

Sometimes, Life Gives You Apples...... by Cute_Little_Manda 3-08-01

Sean tells Jimmy Hawks about his interesting AOL conversation.... Yeah so I was talking to this cheerleader last night and I said..'YOU DONE DONE IT NOW BITCH'....I was wondering, Jimmy. Do you think I came on too strong? Uh. I don't know Sean...But do you want to know what me and Kevin Brown did last night? What follows next is much too vulgar for a regular audience. Sounds of anal rape and loud guzzling sounds are the only things audible. What the FUCK is your problem Jimmy? Too much hot anal sex from the Moof Meister???? YOU WANT SOME???? I thought so....faggot.

[d]d/mm/yy:

Release by hardy 9-26-02

OHHHHHH THAT FELT GREAT! Wwhatever man, don't look at me like that. You think squirrels don't look at porn too? Riiiiiiiiight.

Come back next summer or so to see how that one turns out.

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these actually aren't too bad:

Asking the wrong person. by Mourningsoul 8-15-01

Can I ask you a serious question? Okay. Do you think I'm a slut? Depends. Will you sleep with me? No. Nah, your just a bitch.

this is my bday without the zeros:

Orange Soda : Grovel by finn34 2-06-01

take it slave! do it , you bad boy! you grovel at my feet, you worthless sub-creature! but , mom... do i HAVE to ?

this is my bday with the date european style:

Natter by KillaJim 3-01-01

...and I said "Hey man!" and ya know! It's crazy! COme to think of it... What I would give to be swallowed up right now... Come to think of it that isn't right... Hey! You listening??

verdict:

USA! USA! woo!!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Sensible UK/Oz date - 29/1/74

Ash's Arrival by ToxicMarsh 7-31-01

Looks like Ash made it to the Cantina-Con after all Hello People of the cantina-con! Who the hell are you? I'm Ash! No your not! Zon is already here! No I'm the OTHER Ash! There's another Ash?

Mixed up US date - 1/29/74

The battle of Hamburg Hill (Vietnam) by stickboy_44 4-22-01

One dark day in the battle of Hamburg Hill you wanna fucking piece of me bitch this is Vietnam and no sorry ass slut will survive on hiding, you dick Hey i'm just a fucking squirrel, i'm not even in the war, but if you wanna take a fucking swing at me then by all means step up to the mother fucking plate bitch The squirrels was on Stickman Steve's case for licking his nuts you think I'm scared of you I've fucked bigger squirrels than you So you were the one who raped little Johnny, your gonna die bitch hmmm.......... ahhh shit muhahahahahahaha

In abour 30,000 strips I will be have a "computer date" strip - 74/1/29...

I am sad - both of mine are shithouse. :(

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

9.17.74.

And since we're not even halfway to #91774 yet, I will have to go with #17974:

It's Rob Van Dam! by Krayne 5-26-01

One day... Out of work wrestler, will die for food. Wow, its Rob Van Dam! I'll help you get a job buddy! Little did Rob know, he was in for more than he was expecting. Ow, don't hit so hard Come on, at least try to sell! "We're going to have to let you go..." Here *hiccup* want some?

Ow. Brain hurts. Ow. Ow.

Although "Will die for food" is a good one....

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

My birthday doesn't work, so I used my wife's. I can't believe my luck:

CC35 - The part of Helmut should be read w/ a British accent by evil_d 6-10-01

Enjoy your evening at the theater, sir. It's not meant to be "enjoyed", Johnson, it's High Art...! Oh, never mind, you wouldn't understand. Listen, do try and take care of my new life-sized replica of Michaelangelo's "Pieta" while I'm out. I guess that means I shouldn't screw your wife on it like last night, then? ...I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? Johnson!! If I hadn't lost the use of my right arm in that yachting accident, I'd thrash you soundly!

The coincidence is that I made the rules to CC35.

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What others say about boorite!

Even more coincidentally, I get:

Tribute to Samir by boorite 8-17-01

Want to see some of my comics, Jesus? No. They're not funny. How do you know? I know everything. Then... No more stupid questions, please.

But all my other permutations either don't work yet, or yield boring strips.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This entire thread belongs in the "I am a Colossal Geek" thread...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

No it doesn't. It's a sociological experiment.

Which makes it ungeeky?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Any comic made today is a birthday comic for me.

Frankly that scares me.

Man, this makes James sad. My birthday comic is way off....
111082.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

using mm/dd/notyear

anything from 42066

Existential Reasoning (Heavy on the mayo) by blackheart 11-06-01

Deja-vu someone set us up the bomb... *sn4rf*

to 42148

figure out who is blade and who is nos by Blade 11-07-01

A mi me gusta jugar al tenis, y tu? BALL HAIR Soy mejor lesbian, y tu? SCROTUM LICKER :(? JERKRKRKRKRK ASS

mm/dd/yy

And that...is the REST of the story by Nibor 6-10-01

Spring break of my freshman year at college, I return to the frat house after a week of wild sex. Hey, guys. How was your spring break? OH MY GOD! You got laid, didn't you?!? It was the first time I had sex, and I hadn't really planned on making it public knowledge. What? HOLY SHIT! We didn't have a mike, but he did broadcast it over the house intercom system... NIBOR GOT LAID!!!!!!! *CHEER*

dd/mm/yy

Turkish probs by Bramk 4-14-01

Turkish stuff....pay attention! Hallo ik ben Nuran! Whar als jij die nam nog een keer zegt dan ik jou laten afmaken! Jean claude is bangin' nuran Zeur niet lul! I am Jean claude van damme so :"petspetspets!" Jezus doesn't want turkish! aahhh I am hurt help me!!!!aahhhh.. no we dont take turkish.. YOU STINK!

Well that just plain blows... *sighs*

~alison

mm/dd/yy
02/12/86

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I'm back.

Actually, I like that one of Nibor's. It's so true to life.