I have returned (which only a few of you actually care...) so I'm getting back into stripping shape after long hours of my funneh sitting on its fanny.

Please forward all hate mail to your anus. Thank you.

[Click to view comic: 'Warm ups from over a year of hiatus'] [Click to view comic: 'Another comic after my year long hiatus'] [Click to view comic: 'And now we stretch and jog from our year long hiatus.']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't know what this "hiatus" thing is, but it sounds dirty.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Never leave again <3

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Is it wrong to laugh?

bipedOh it is, biped. It IS.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyallOh it is, biped. It IS.

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in the states where it's still a misdemeanor to have sex that isn't face-to-face and procreational, hiatus is punishable by death

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what if nigger meant kite

Welcome back ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Wow... people missed me. >_< unfortunately I didnt leave by choice. The factor that I'm at a new job working 40+ hours a week and my sister has been hogging the primary time I could be on the internet helped to spawn my leave. But now I can go back to making lame comics about tentacle rape, tampons, irritable bowel syndrome, and pms.

And lets not forget cheesecake!

[Click to view comic: 'Not part of the contest, but I'm making it anyway.']

 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It'll be a long time till you have a tentacle monster President.

Even longer till you have a gay tentacle monster persident.

 

And welcome back!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

noonie, you make me feel like a natural woman

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