leavin on tuesday for more of this sort of stuff:

just kidding about the bike jousting thing. way too dangerous.

they use harleys...

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Kill Whitey.

You forgot this part:

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Poop.

^^ Yes, that part comes after the "sword-fighting", as they like to call it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i cannot deny that there are indeed homos there.

we tried to keep them out, but apparently they're period.

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Kill Whitey.

That's what we're doing in Colorado tomorrow.

The Faire, not the gay sex.

That would be awkward since my mom is tagging along.

That picture of gay sex aroused me so I must now dress like a celt and bludgeon somebody.

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Damn, I just went to a baseball game this weekend. Clearly I need to broaden my horizons.

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I has a flavor!

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Poop.

Guess I should've seen the White Sox instead of the Orioles and Yankees...

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I has a flavor!

Every time I drive past a park with people jumping around with swords, spears and the like it really makes me want to fight.  I just don't fucking understand. And if you don't understand something you need to become violent towards it.

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sounds like you need to hit someone with a sword.....

and rest assured this is NOT the live action role playing turds running around with their foam swords and 'fireball spell' beanbags.

this is highly regulated, full contact armored combat. definitely not for the meek.

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Kill Whitey.

If no one dies, then it's not real.

So you basically just hit each other senseless? We do that here too. Only without the armour.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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Poo perhaps?

AngryAmericanwe might've believed that before you posted pictures

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what if nigger meant kite

sweet. you should try it sometime. its not real. no one dies of anything but heatstroke. and maybe extreme hangovers. but this has not been medically proven.

T-minus 22 hours to go.

There will be pictures.

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Kill Whitey.

"What the hell? I thought this was Ozzfest, dude."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

matclarke

I feel that way, too. So I usually just drive over the curb and then run them down with my SUV +3 vs. SCA Dorks. Last time I got a midget stuck in one of my skid plates and the car wash didn't get it off. So when I got home I had to pry it out with a screwdriver. Ewwwww!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It'd look like this.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I went to the Colorado Renaissance Festival and came home with this jollie olde customme Bowie knife.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/ab6f_1.jpg[/IMG]

I shall sticke a poniard in the codpiece of a motherfucker!

This knife is correct for the Colorado Renaissance.

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had to pop back into town to work tonight.

it has been a booby filled war so far. there will be a NSFW thread to celebrate this.

god i'm hungover....

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Kill Whitey.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I...ahh...thought we were gonna be getting some boobie pictures from this trip?

Perhaps he died in battle? Perhaps.

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Poo perhaps?

hot bi ren slut orgy

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