Zoological research shows that captive bears especially enjoy doing "thangs."

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I has a flavor!

The Discovery Channel worked long and hard to suppress these shocking photos of what bears really do out in the wild.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

what the rides will look like when Jay-Z buys Disneyland

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what if nigger meant kite

The original cut of the video featured fat hairy men, but that wasn't "gangsta" enough... the rapper shouted "I said 'homies', not 'homos'!"

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Don't be playa hatin' We just be hibernatin!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

This is false advertisement, those other bears are way bigger.

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Poop.

Yo, do a bear do thangs in da woodz?

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What gangsta rap is like at Chuck-E Cheez.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

although no bears were harmed during the photo shoot for the album cover, two eventually ended up selling themselves for crack, another is doing 10-20 for armed robbery, and the last one fathered 79 illegitimate cubs and then disappeared into the wilderness and never pays cub support.

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Kill Whitey.

Smokey the Crack.

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What others say about boorite!

To compete with Mattel's Barbie getting a modern tangent, Bratz, American Greetings is coming out with a modern tangent to their Care Bears line:  Bling Bears

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Wonder if album sales are down since the Human Fighting Ring story broke?

And then, later on while blazing up the glass pipes...

Bears do not enjoy these thangs.

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