that means i am a naughty boy and i need a spanking.

someone spank me

what kind o'vodka?

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Kill Whitey.

smirnoff

but now im drinking corona with my roomie

what kind of roomie? the kind with hands? if so, i think i have a solution to your spanking problem.

get HIM to find you someone.

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what if nigger meant kite

Drinking in the afternoon makes you an alcoholic. Everybody knows that.

Or... Maybe it means you just like to party early! Yeah! That's it.

Fuck.

fuck you big frank

You have shit taste in alcohol

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

who said i liked vodka?

Vodka us good your brand is shit

also corona is shit

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

corona is awesome!

Corona is shit, Absolut is great

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Never had it

yeah corona is mexican piss water. absolut is just ok. try goose, polar ice, krewleska, chopin, effin, or any of the other better-than-absolut vodkas out there.

don't be afraid.

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Kill Whitey.

Absolut tastes like nothing.  A lot of people are under the impression that's what vodka is supposed to taste like.  If you're mixing a froo-froo girlie drink so you can get drunk without tasting alcohol, Absolut is the way to go.

For straight vodka, Angry American (initials: AA) is on the money.  Except for Grey Goose.  Vodka should not come from France.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Want a real man's drink? Try Snoop Dog's bong water dissolved 1:4 in laboratory grade ethyl alcohol. Have a Siberian Tribesman who's high on fly agaric urinate into it for that extra kick. After that, anything else is a froo-froo drink, and we'll just have to start calling you "Nancy" if we catch you drinking it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I've tried grey goose, cant even taste it.

At least the shots of smirnoff make me gag every now and then and my throat burn. That's what make's it so awesome about doing shots. You dont know if you are going to puke, gag, scream, cry, urinate, or shit yourself after each shot. It's fuckin' supurb! 

Perhaps you would enjoy Rabid_Weasle's urine shots, then.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i'll use that as a chaser

his urine is usually 80 proof anyway, so we're splitting hairs here

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what if nigger meant kite