[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Template']

Finish this one. The first panel should be preserved as is, but you may let the soldier say something, and the rest is up to you. No photoshopping.

Judging in a little more than a week

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The triad... and don't tell me you haven't thought the same things when some chick has said that to you!:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Poet']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Honest Lonely Flickr User']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Erotic Asphixiator or Psycho?']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119']

I don't have five in. 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yeah yeah... it's not my language anyway ;)

You are allowed to let her ask "what does it look like?" 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

So with Lukket's dialog expansion in mind...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Penile Explainer']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Zoologist']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Meteorologist']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Incest Awareness Month Poster Boy']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 119: Hidden Animal Pictures']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wins

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Truly, this is the happiest day of the first day of the rest of my life.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I demand a recount.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.