FTC 119: Template

So.. how does it look like.

by lukket, 10-21-07

Finish this one. The first panel should be preserved as is, but you may let the soldier say something, and the rest is up to you. No photoshopping.

Judging in a little more than a week

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The triad... and don't tell me you haven't thought the same things when some chick has said that to you!:

FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Poet by themushroom 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. Two rosebud-tipped scoops of vanilla ice cream, shrink-wrapped in granny-apple green cellophane?

FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Honest Lonely Flickr User by themushroom 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. It looks like I'm gonna bust a nut right here just because you asked me to look at you.

FTC 119: Beatle Bailey, Erotic Asphixiator or Psycho? by themushroom 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. Great up to the neck. Everything above that can be solved with a black plastic bag. You start undressing, I'll get the bag...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

FTC 119 by boloboffin 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. Luke. What? Luke. My name is Luke. I know that! So.. how does it look like. I'm sorry, are you asking a question? Your grammar sucks worse than your hair.

FTC 119 by boloboffin 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. Like what? What? How does it look like what? I'm not asking you who it looks like... THIRD BASE!

FTC 119 by boloboffin 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. OMG!! That's the most brilliant phrase I've ever heard in my life! Soon the entire world was saying the phrase! So.. how does it look like. So.. how does it look like. So.. how does it look like. Excuse me? Where won't you answer my question as?

FTC 119 by boloboffin 10-21-07

So.. how does it look like. How does it look, or what does it look like. Is there a damn echo in. You're dangling your prepositions. I'd love some private help with a preposition. Oh, good, you got that fixed.

I don't have five in. 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yeah yeah... it's not my language anyway ;)

You are allowed to let her ask "what does it look like?" 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

So with Lukket's dialog expansion in mind...

FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Penile Explainer by themushroom 10-24-07

What does it look like? hmmm...

FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Zoologist by themushroom 10-24-07

What does it look like? That clump of owl shit in your hair looks like a tightly-packed dead mouse... which of course it is.

FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Meteorologist by themushroom 10-24-07

What does it look like? Torrential rain?

FTC 119: Beetle Bailey, Incest Awareness Month Poster Boy by themushroom 10-24-07

What does it look like? It looks like one of those Penthouse Letters stories is about to happen to me... uh, but I don't recall them ever starting out with "you will never guess what my sister and I did..."

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

FTC 119: Hidden Animal Pictures by biped 10-30-07

So.. how does it look like. Like, look...it does. How so? Huh? Huh? You don't understand me. Me understand... don't you?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wins

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Truly, this is the happiest day of the first day of the rest of my life.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I demand a recount.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.