FTC 122 Template

Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian.

by boloboffin, 11-26-07

Finish this comic. I dare you.

The first panel cannot be changed. Photoshops allowed.

People unable to make this funny will be abandoned on the mountainside like the humansicles they are.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 122: Yo, Hadriaaaaan! by biped 11-26-07

Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian. Later, back on the planet Shmugflurp-- "Walls", eh? Sounds just crazy enough to work. Travel back to year 122 and fetch this "Hadrian" fellow. I already tried. He died of fright and I had to annihilate his entire army as they came to his defense. Err...sorry about drastically altering your historical timeline, human. Oh, that's okay. I love my new titties.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Quit making it look so easy, biped. Grrrrr....

:) I like it really.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

biped is indeed a master.

 Here's mine:

FTC 122: A Master Plan by PrimoOoze1138 11-27-07

Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian. I see. 1885 years later the wall still stands, impervious to everything except the slow decay of time... The only thing that can destroy these human walls is time. Quickly, comrade! Make haste to the human year 3000! Aye aye, Cap'n!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

FTC 122 : Yo Hadrian by finn34 11-27-07

Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian. Really? Really. What about that structure, the one all the other humanoids are flocking to? Oh, that's a Wal-Mart

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

When in Rome (FTC 122) by theburninator 12-04-07

Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman Emperor Hadrian. And what are these "walls" you speak of used for? Well, this one in particular probably defended the Romans from some barbarian horde or something, but walls are also used to protect buildings from the elements and stuff. So that's why it's always so windy in my living room! You will tell me how to construct a "wall" immediately. I'm so wasted right now... I can't believe this tourist guy looks like an alien holding a hair dryer.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

he he he

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Peter

FTC 122 by crackpanther 12-09-07

Outside the entrance to Bob Jones University... Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid. This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian. But I don't guess a nigger would know that, would he? Now you just run along and don't let me catch you here after dark, nigger.

The results are in! biped proves that nothing is so barren of humor that you can't slap a pair of titties on and make it teh funny.

Take it away!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Thanks!  You know, this reminds me of a really funny thing that happened to me oh, about five or six years ago. 

Well, I'll get the next FTC up as soon as I think of one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.