Pieville has nothing to do with these comics. i just wanted to say Pieville. and now i have. like 3 times.

Perfume by mandingo 12-04-07

hi, i'd like to return this perfume i bought for my wife. she didn't like it sure, which perfume is it? Sexy by Calvin Klein so i guess you could say you're bringing Sexy back!

At the beach by mandingo 12-04-07

christ, i'm so horny hi, i'm alice! hi! kill my husband for me and we'll fuck like monkeys! but dirtier!

Unemployed by mandingo 12-04-07

i've been all over town, but no one's hiring i hear they need a Santa's Helper down at the mall babe, i'm not going to degrade myself like that. i'm an electrician. electricians get electrician jobs Santa's Helpers get anilingus

Church by mandingo 12-04-07

hey, you wanna go to church with me? sweety, i know you mean well, but i'm an atheist. i hate everything about church. the brainwashing sermons, the stupid hymns, those chintzy little crackers and kool-aid actually, they started using wine again

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo, you magnificent bastard.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

sankee, i liked these :)

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what if nigger meant kite

Those were all teh roxor. (That's a compliment, right? The language is very confusing to me.)

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

one r0xxor for good, two r0xxors for bad. (the anti-r0xxor)

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what if nigger meant kite

So, "r0xxor r0xxor" = "suxx0r"?

I'll make a note of it.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

This would explain Little Caesar's "pizza pizza".

Liked the comeecks too.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

themushroomHey now. Little Caesar's pizzas make excellent bathroom tiles, I'll have you know.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Little Caesar's has been dead to me since they stopped making square pizzas. RIP $8.88 deal. :'(

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what if nigger meant kite