I don't know if this has been done before or not and, frankly, don't care either. I haven't seen it, therefore it must not exist.

   But I thought, "What the hell. I'm drinking ridiculously powerful beer, tainting my lungs with nature's goodness and dabbling with something made in a bathtub, what could possibly go wrong?"

  Thus the (newly, possibly reborn) Annual Stripcreator Awards were created, or, quite conceivably, re-created.

  If I'm any judge, people should feel free to nominate one SC'er for each category sometime before Xmas. Then from Xmas to New Year, vote for the SC'er they would like to see win each category.

  Does that sound simple? I can't tell anymore...

  So fuck it, here's the categories that came to mind (please add more, I'm handicapped here...), as well as my nominee for said stuff in a totally random order.

  [I would also like to note that these are snap, drunken decisions, and i reserve the right to, after researching certain shit, reevaluate my choices. We should also narrow this down by judging primarily on on the merit of stuff created this year (where applicable)]

BEST NOOB: Deathtoradio. I looked for someone who came in with strong skills and actually stayed around for more than a month and continued to make really good comics

FAVORITE STRIPPER: Mandingo. Hands down, this is the asshole I find funniest on a consistent basis. Prick.

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Injokester. The art. The Morning Coffee. The advice. The problem solutions. Need I say more? (I hold Brad more or less as the Deity of SC, and therefore beyond the judgement of mortals.)

BEST COMIC SERIES: Fuck. Tough one. Going strictly from memory of recent series, i gotta go with Phil The Wonder Rapist by The young scot. Funny fuckin shit.

MOST LIKELY TO CATCH AN EMBARRASSING SOCIAL DISEASE: Mattmallone. I think he might be a slut...

COMIC OF THE YEAR: I don't think I'm alone when i say No No...After You by Hatrix is my pick.

FORUM ABUSER OF THE YEAR: This was a tough one between Zaster, Lucky Guess, and Boorite. In the end I chose Zaster because he wears a fucking bear suit.

Ah, fuck. I'm done. I know there are more categories out there, but I'm too damn buzzed to think of them.

This is the legacy I'm leaving to the grandchildren I'm never going to have.

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Kill Whitey.

i'd probably give best n00b to kane2742

i'd agree on Injokester for Lifetime Achievement Award. not only for the art, and the ungodly number of comics, but also for that great paint tutorial which p33ps will probably be using for years to come

most likely to catch an embarrassing social disease: mat "pussymagnet" clarke. he has bitches coming out the earhole

favorite stripper: Bubbles. because someone was gonna make the joke and luckily i got here first

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what if nigger meant kite

i vaguely remember typing all this up last night because it took me like an hour and a half. i find it remarkably coherent for how fucked up i was.

does anyone else wake up after drinking hard the previous night and dread finding out what the hell you posted?

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Kill Whitey.

I think this is a great idea if we could just cut down the categories, or at least clarify them all further. I'll post my nominations later though.

Holy shit of the year: Crabby unbanned

AngryAmerican

AngryAmericanlike that night Brad had to delete the 12 threads you made all talking about how "one time doesn't make you gay"

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what if nigger meant kite

AngryAmerican

I dread reading how everyone will respond.

Giant enemy crabby. Good call on Zaster. I didn't abuse this forum nearly enough to beat out boo, but Zaster wears the best giant fake titties/bear suits/dismembered toddler genitalia necklaces I've ever seen.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

cocksucker has my vote for best new SC'er

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crabby

I dread reading how everyone will respond.

I don't stay at home when I am drunk. I am usually out drinking more and hanging out with friends

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

JESUSSANDWICH

I dread reading how everyone will respond.

I don't stay at home when I am drunk. I am usually out drinking more and hanging out with friends

You don't come home afterwards, still drunk and then post a bunch of weird shit before bed? You're a better man than I am, sir.