Promotional art for the first annual Skull Island ATV rally.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

WHY YOU ALL RUN FROM GLARG? GLARG ONLY WANT YOU TO PET GLARG'S BUNNY!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

and watching the beast rage, urine streaming down its leg from flailing away too hard, suddenly Cindy Blackman knew she'd found her drumming style

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what if nigger meant kite

Captain Risk smiled to himself as he drove his six wheeled adventure mobile to safety.

He'd finally stolen the crazy Ape-King's daughter.

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Kill Whitey.

"Bitch, monkeys have tails. I outta toss your ignorant ass out right now"

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Unable to decide whether to do an American-style monster movie, a Japanese-style monster movie, or a '70s style Blacksploitation film, Bill 'Shecky' Dildobait took a little creative liberty and combined the three.

Coming to theatres for Summer 2008: White Lightnin' meets Baaaad King Kang Kong Kung

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"You calling ME a monkey?  Fuck you, you four-armed, furry-assed motherfucker!!"

An artists interpretation of the last ever episode of Lost

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Artist's impression? That's exactly how the script reads!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Never let Peter Jackson write blaxploitation.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker