Here's your template:

BTC 70 template by lukket 1-02-08

Impressed? No.

No Photoshops. You can change everything but the characters, "Impressed?" and the background in the last panel.

Judging in a couple of weeks.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

BTC 70: Not Impressive by crabby 1-03-08

I heard the president of the United States lives in that building! Impressed? No.

BTC 70: BAMF by PrimoOoze1138 1-04-08

Did you know I have a superpower? No, really? What is it? Well, as part of the Superhero Code, I can't tell you what it is. But I can show you... hehe, ok... *BAMF* Impressed? No.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

BTC70: Tour Highlights by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-05-08

In the following sentence, guess which word doesn't belong: I was impressed sad that those secret service men kicked you in the nuts. Impressed? No.

BTC70: More Tour Highlights by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-05-08

Back there when you were swapping "distance pee" stories with President Bush, you made me feel repelido totalmente. Do you know what that means? Impressed? No.

BCT 70: George Dubya by deathtoradio 1-08-08

I just met the president! And under very weird circumstances. Shut up. Our tour group was walking by his oval office bathroom. He had the door open, and we saw him wiping his ass...and get this, his toilet paper was the constitution! Really? Impressed? No.

BTC 70: Unimpressive, Peter by Shaneo39 1-15-08

That was the biggest failure of all time Peter. You're right Brian, that was worse then the time that I tried to impress that girl as "Ponch" from TV's Chips. Impressed?  No

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

BTC70: Heck of a Job (or: A Hard Rain is Gonna Fall) by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-15-08

I'm sorry, Katrina. You know I've been working on that top secret government project. I don't care. I hate that you were almost six months late for our anniversary. Brilliant. I can't even tell which is which, and I have a meeting in six minutes. And all outta marshmallow - who'd a thunk? Not the terrorists. Impressed? No.

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"Are you an aethist?" "Yes, I'm from Brooklyn" ~Angel Heart

here it goes:

Only on america by yaremis 1-19-08

Drinking more pepsi , being stressed before and after sex , and becoming retired after some nut insurance company tells you you are old is what makes america "america" then as more illegal inmigrants take over , the tomatoes on my cloned meat barely a hamburger taste like sweat , and strippers are really prostitutes in disguise ! impressed ?  no

lukket

I think i might be the only person that picked up on the fact that "No" didn't have to be the girls final response.  With that in mind:

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

BTC70: The Loophole by ZMannZilla 1-21-08

Shaneo39, you're looking rather smug. What's up? I was looking at the rules for BTC70, and I noticed an exploitable loophole, one which would give you greater latitude in addressing my greatness. Impressed? I'll say. My genitals are tingling.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla

Yar

 Heh

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Groovy! - Impressionability by edoggydog 1-21-08

So, I drove out to D.C. to go see that girl I met on Snatch.com... Groovy! ...and after a few drinks, she told me she wanted to see a huuuuge DICK! Jumanji! Impressed? That's not what I [*hic*] meant! BUUUUUUUUURP!!

This one wins:

BTC70: The Loophole by ZMannZilla 1-21-08

Shaneo39, you're looking rather smug. What's up? I was looking at the rules for BTC70, and I noticed an exploitable loophole, one which would give you greater latitude in addressing my greatness. Impressed? I'll say. My genitals are tingling.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thanks for the win! BTC 71 will be up shortly.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."