It's been a long while since I had fun here making comic strips.  I'm so pleased to see the new office backgrounds and characters.  The sharp clean lines are very pleasing to the eyes.

Freaky Stick Figure Guy at Work - Part One by Jeanster 2-24-08

I owe, I owe! So off to work I go! A very good morning to you, Dave! What's so good about it, you freaky stick figure? We're alive, well and employed. Right? Beat it before I drop-kick you down the hall, you annoying pansy!

Freaky Stick Figure Guy at Work - Part Two by Jeanster 2-24-08

Top of the morning to you, Boss! Oh, it's you. You DO know why we had to hire you, right? Because of my experience and impressive resume? NO! In the interest of diversity we need to have at least one freaky stick figure employed here. You're it. Good morning, Chuck! The boss sent me. What do you need? You can sort and file all these reports. I'll be in my office (checking out porn sites).

Freaky Stick Figure Guy at Work - Part Three by Jeanster 2-24-08

All done, Chuck! I've sorted and filed all those reports into these drawers. Great work! You've proven you can handle large and tedious assignments! It's all a matter of self-discipline and staying focused on the task, Chuck. Follow me! You're obviously the best-suited candidate for this other assignment. I can't give it to Chen because he misfiles stuff all the time! GAAAHHHH! I'm going to take a cigarette break. Have fun filing, you schmuck!

Freaky Stick Figure Guy at Work - Part Four by Jeanster 2-24-08

'Morning, Ted. How are you? Just fine, Freaky Stick Figure Guy. You don't look so good, though. My hard work was rewarded with yet MORE tedious work! Work that was supposed to go to someone else, but that someone else is TOO LAZY AND INCOMPETENT! Now you're getting the picture. You mean that -- The meek shall inherit all the grunt work and crappiest of assignments. This is my world. Welcome to it.

Freaky Stick Figure Guy at Work - Part Five by Jeanster 2-24-08

-- and not only that, but SMOKING IS PROHIBITED INSIDE THE BUILDING! Bite me, you freaky stick figure wuss! I MEAN IT, CHEN! YOU NEED TO DO YOUR OWN SHARE OF THE WORK HERE! Ooooh! I am SOOO SCARED AND INTIMIDATED! What are you going to do to me, big scary stick figure guy? That freaky stick figure guy has anger issues! He needs counseling! I should report him to HR! You do that. But get in line. He's already heading up there to report you for laziness and incompetence.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

seems like a 'slice of life vignette' for the office subculture

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Kill Whitey.

Part four sums up my mentality to office work. Bravo

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

If you remove all the yellow narration boxes from every comic, you'll find they not only don't lose anything, but they become much better.  If you do that, they have potential.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

I think you're right.  Thanks.  I'll see about editing those strips.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Oh, yes.  Much better without the yellow boxes of narration.  Thanks again for the suggestion.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

It's like a 492.3 lb. weight has been removed from your comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_ScyessSo what's that translate to in kilograms?

I found the comics amusing. Only a couple stood out enough for me to rate them, but I like the premise and the title of the series.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just a tip, Jeanster: You can go ahead and use yellow boxes while you're making the comics if it helps you focus. Then right before you save the comic, delete them all! Voila!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Except the useful expository ones that say stuff like "Later that month..." or "Forty years later..."  or "Meanwhile, on Mars..."  Those are acceptable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And never go for more than two lines in a yellow box, that distracts some and bores others, and leaves less room for dialog.

Oh wait, I'm known for my huge-ass caption boxes. Nevermind, carry on.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.