Ok, so this is BTC 74. You know the rules. If you don't, kill yourself. Normally, the contest-maker comes up with the punchline for the comic in a BTC competition. However, this time, the punchline is going to be nothing but a stunned silence. So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a reason why these two people are gaping at each other in a most shocked manner. I am also leaving the background option open to interpretation - the entrant may choose any background he/she chooses - if this violates the competition's rules, kill yourself. The funniest entry will win, the entrant who presents the least-funny comic will have to kill him/herself. This is your mission, see that it is accomplished. Judging will be held when the planets have aligned, or in a week - whichever happens first.
If this template sucks, it's because I'm drunk.
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
Boom.
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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again