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chopper
Junior Comic Technician
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Only one Punchline, in the last one, it is a fairy tale of a poor boy having his twelvethieth birthday and the magic adventures that ensues....
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Meet Joe Poor of the Poor family, the worlds poorest boy. Today is his birthday.
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| Hi, yawl! Today is ma twelwth birthday an ma pa sez he got sumtin special fur me, lets see wad it iz! | |
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| hey pa, itz ma twelth birthday today, I cant wait 2 get ma prezzi, is it one a dem dere paperclip crossbow like last year? or we all outta rubba bandz? | |
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| shucks son! I dun did ded already dun told you dat twelth iz a special occ... oak... oqk... a special day in the Poor family! Wait til you seez wha I gotz ya! | |
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| Oooh, geez pa. A duck. Hell be ma bestest frend in de hole wide worl... | |
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| That dere aint just yer common duck mid yous. Go down the street to the red light and give it to whoever opens the door and then come back and tell me the goings on! | |
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| Well here we r, ducky. Lets knock on the door | |
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| Ma pa sed i shud come here and gies you this duck. | |
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| You must be little Joe Poor, I´ve been expecting you, come in! | |
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| hey lady, why iz you gittin nekkid for? | |
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| Joe poor i´m gonna make you a man, get in the bed! | |
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| WOOOOW! Joe You might be the Poorest sucker ever lived, but you sure have something for the ladies!!! Do it to me again, make me squeal like a pig!! | |
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| only if you gies me ma duck back! | |
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| i´m getting up on outta here! gotta go home an tell pa what the goings been gone! | |
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| come on ducky, we got to get home and tell dad! | |
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| Ducky, Look out fur de automobile! | |
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| " taaaaaaake, these broken wings, and let me fly again, learn to live so free, when we hear...."OOOOPSSS!! | |
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| Hey you dumb ass kid! Why is your Duck playing out in the streets? Are you sad? Well tough titty boy! I got a delivery to make, take this dollar and stop bleeting! | |
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| Wow, a dollar! I´m the richest man in da hole family! goota git home an tell pa! | |
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| well sun, how did dun it go? | |
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| I got a fuck fer a duck, a duck fer a fuck, and a buck fer a fucked up duck! | |
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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy
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