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El_Phen
Does not play well with others.

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Hello and welcome to CC 383. To commemorate the passing of a true legend of Nerd-dom, Mr. Gary Gygax the Co-Creator of Dungeons and Dragons, I ask you to show the world what scary levels of Geekdom can achieve. Perhaps it's an obscure joke known only to people using a hexadecimal language, a delicious pun based around a level 15 Orc shaman named 'Gorbad the Red'; or even the consequences of spending too much time locked away in a windowless environment building and painting a 28mm scale model tank. Whatever you choose the rules are thus:

 

1) Be funny.

2) New comics only please.

3) Series are good things but not a necessity.

4) Judging shall commence in about a week - I aim to do it some time on 15th day of March.

5) Where an explanation of WHY something is funny, please provide it or use the words 'Lesbian' or 'boobs' in its place.

3-08-08 7:34am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Game Night by HCRoyall
3-08-08
She's too chaotic to be a Devil. Therefore, Demon.
She's too controlled for Demon-hood. She must be a Yugoloth, formerly known as Daemons, the Neutral Evil Outsiders.
You can scare a Demon into keeping a deal, and Devils always keep their word, but a Yugoloth will just wait until your back is turned and stab.
I've just out-nerded you, haven't I?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-08-08 8:02am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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El_PhenYou bastard. I would have had this contest won already if not for that rule. :P

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-08-08 8:04am (new)
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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Wow. Now we know who the uber nerds of this site are.

3-08-08 2:14pm (new)
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theburninator
innocent bystander

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Um... I don't play video games, don't have the slightest clue what anything pertaining to D&D actually means, have never read a single comic book, don't watch anime, hate RPGs, and never played Warcraft or anything like it. I used to play Magic... like ten years ago. I'm not sure I'm qualified to enter this contest.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

3-09-08 1:43pm (new)
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El_Phen
Does not play well with others.

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theburninator

 Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

 All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works

3-10-08 3:46am (new)
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El_Phen
Does not play well with others.

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HCRoyallYou bastard. I would have had this contest won already if not for that rule. :P


Fine, we'll D100 it (with a +10% modifier for Chaotic Good characters), you get more than 87 and we'll talk.

3-10-08 3:52am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Luke Rhinehart's the D&D Dice man by TheGovernor
3-10-08
Welcome to Squishy Burger, how may I help you?
Well I live my life by the roll of the dice, but only have my trusty D100 on me. Ok If I throw 1 I'll have the Squishy burger and fries, if I throw 2 I'll get the McSquishy with cheese ....
later..
...If I throw 99 I'll get the Mega Squishy Burger without gurkins but with added mayo, and If I throw 100 I'll just take a diet sprite. Ok here goes..
Well
What was 67 again?

3-10-08 7:18am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Game Night by HCRoyall
3-10-08
Okay. I've set up the scene. Character interaction now.
This is perhaps the most bizarre situation I've ever faced as a D&D player.
You're telling me.
How is two adventurers talking in a tavern bizarre?
I'm a mman playing a female talking in character to a male played by a woman.
I feel like we should exchange character sheets.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-10-08 10:57am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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3-10-08 2:34pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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3-10-08 2:37pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Sorry about the multiple posts, but by the time I put one up, I've thought of another one.

 

Gygaxian 3 by NeoVid
3-10-08
I don't feel bad about making jokes about Gygax's death, since....
Lemme see, I rolled a 93 percentage, so according to the chart...
...It's what he would have wanted.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

3-10-08 2:44pm (new)
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Shaneo39
Souper Salad

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3-10-08 5:18pm (new)
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theburninator
innocent bystander

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El_Phen

Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works


Um... nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. Damn. Guess I'll go with Rain Man.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

3-10-08 10:28pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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theburninator

Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works


Um... nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. Damn. Guess I'll go with Rain Man.


Wow. Your life sounds boring.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-11-08 6:17am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Game Night by HCRoyall
3-11-08
I can't believe it. I have the better army, the better caster, and you still beat me thanks to my bad dice rolls.
I wouldn't take it too badly.
Why's that?
I was misreading one of my stat cards the whole game.
Cheat to win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-11-08 6:22am (new)
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theburninator
innocent bystander

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Wow. Your life sounds boring.

What's sounds boring to me is a game that has about 83 million rules, and apparently no point, and no end.

Being said, here are some music nerds:

A Discussion on Dylan (CC 383) by theburninator
3-11-08
...So, anyway, like I was saying, Highway 61 Revisited is clearly Dylan's most musically and lyrically superior album.
Oh, I'm sorry, did you inhale some paint recently? Because unless you recognize the pure genius of Blonde on Blonde, you must have the brain of an infant.
You are such a dumbass! Hello? "Like a Rolling Stone"? Only THE FUCKING ANTHEM OF THE '60s!
Ooh, wow, I really give a shit what a bunch of dirty hippies thought, you stupid ass-rag.
God, I am so hot right now.
Totally. Let's fuck.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

3-11-08 10:27am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-11-08 12:34pm (new)
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100Faces
Face it!

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3-11-08 3:26pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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theburninator

 

Ah, pro sports.

 

I'm guessing you don't read, either.

 

RPG: Really Pathetic Geek by NeoVid
3-11-08
Hey, beautiful, you think you and me-
Sorry, you're not my type.
Yeah? What's your type, then?
I only go out with other gamer nerds.
Yes, there's one woman in the world who actually says that. And she's mine now, losers.

 

Game Night by NeoVid
3-11-08
OK, Josh, with that dramatic failure you rolled on trying to run the ghost over, you hit a boulder, go flying through the windshield, slam facefirst into a headstone, and fall in an open grave.
"LEEROY JENKINS!!!" At least Josh's playstyle is back to normal. I was wondering why he was thinking ahead and doing useful things last session.
You know, that was the first time I've ever desperately hoped to see someone roll a 1.
We were all hoping for that. I think we developed just enough psychic power to screw Josh's character.
Hey, I'm in a grave with five lethal damage and a concussion. Anyone going to help me out?
I start shoveling dirt on him.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

3-11-08 3:26pm (new)
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100Faces
Face it!

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3-11-08 4:01pm (new)
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100Faces
Face it!

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3-11-08 4:02pm (new)
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theburninator
innocent bystander

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NeoVid

 

Ah, pro sports.

 

I'm guessing you don't read, either.


Haha, no. I hate pro sports - I watch a little baseball now and again, but it's not really my thing. But I do read a lot - as a matter of fact, I'm an English major.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

3-11-08 11:30pm (new)
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El_Phen
Does not play well with others.

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theburninator

 That's nothing, I'm a Welsh Lieutenant Colonel!

3-12-08 10:47am (new)
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The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

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if anyone wants to see some Scottish Privates, let me know

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

3-12-08 1:43pm (new)
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