I rewrote this comic several times and still managed to leave out the speech impediment part...

Happy Birthdy ftc and smamurai! (E/I) by BirthdayThread 3-11-08

Since you both share a birthday, I decided you wouldn't mind also sharing a birthday comic. And, since we're sharing so much, I decided to see who else you share a birthday with. Donald Duck was probably the most interesting person on the list. So in addition to having your birthday fall on Friday the thirteenth occasionally, you have to share the spotlight with an animated duck with no pants. Well, and each other. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

In addition, you both share a birthday with my neice, who is super cute and turning five!

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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday, happy birthday,

Your test results are disturbing.

Signed,

Dr. Hyman Laufer, M.D.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday Ray Ray.

You too smam.

My grandma knitted me a comic just like that this year Birthday Thread. There's nothing like a hand-made gift to make you say "Fuck, no receipt."

Happy Birthday ftc and if memory serves me, Bruce Willis? 

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.