So, I'm sitting here all sick and shit, and my throat hurts and I keep coughing. And yet, I can only go so long without lighting up a cigarette. Of course, the act of smoking makes me feel as though I accidentally swallowed a ferret, and he is none too happy about it. But god help me, I love nicotine. Which brings us to the required bit of dialogue;

"It hurts so good!"

Go to it! Judgment shall commence at an undisclosed time.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

RCD 18: John Cougar Mellonfucker by deathtoradio 3-23-08

It hurts so good! Come on baby, make it hurt so good... Fuck you, John Cougar Douchencamp. I'm here to return you to the 80's. Don't hate.

RCD 18: RCD Re: VD by not_Scyess 3-24-08

HEY! Your memos suck, Bruce! Eat my whizz! Woo! It hurts so good! You're sexy when you urinate on your co-workers. Let's fuck. Oh, yeah! Let's go, sweetie! ...several weeks later. Nice urine, Reggie. Looks like someone had some fun with that slut from accounting. It burns so good...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

RCD 18: RCD 18 by 100Faces 3-24-08

It hurts so good. What are you doing? Is this some kind of s&m practice? Nay, I'm just trying to win RCD 18. Hmm. It hurts so good. It hurts so good.

RCD 18: Campaigning by 100Faces 3-25-08

It hurts so good. What do you mean, it hurts so good? Ever noticed how our popularity's sinking these days? But it's not death that people fear the most, it's the pain! So what? It hurts so good - it's my new slogan. Yeah, like terminal skin cancer, an electric shock of 2000 volts, death of thirst, AIDS or ebola - you name it!

RCD 18: MST3K

And now, Manos: Hands of Fate!!! Oh GOD, it hurts so good.

by Shaneo39, 3-27-08

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

RCD 18-Firey pits of hell by Creative4me 3-27-08

Buy a new pack of Makeyousickarettes only $10 nah, i dont wanna die from cigarrettes C'mom everyone else is doing it! Where? Mrstinkeybutt-"here" Kid-Thtas the firery pits of hell producing smoke from the lava Mrstinkeybutt-So! its still smoking awwwww i hate that smell! It hurts so good!

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

RCD18: Sadi-Maso-Tourism by habnem 3-27-08

So, that's what it feels like to have a tentacle go into your stomach from the wrong end. Yup, pretty much. Another step on my quest to find the most painful things I can do to myself. Glad to help. How did it feel? It hurts. So, good?

(first layout)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

RCD 18: Pain is pleasure by Cre8tive13 3-28-08

Wanna hear something gross? Apparently Jen spreads peanut butter on her cunt and lets her dog lick it off! Are you kidding me? That is fucking vile! Why? She said it's the best orgasm she has ever had! She said, and I quote, ' It hurts so good!" That is fucking sick. I really feel sorry for that dog! And I would call that "Win-Win"

I'm thinking I'll judge this mutha sometime around tomorrow-ish.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

RCD 18: Bike Ride by 100Faces 3-28-08

Best coffee in the world, Bill. Thanks, Bob. Got a cigarette for me? I just can't understand you nicotine and caffeine junkies. Can't you see what you're doing to your bodies? Anyway, I'm off for a bike ride. A couple of hours later ... How was your bike ride? There's nothing like a little exercise. All I can say is it hurts so good. You should try for yourselves.

It's that time, folks. As you know, there can be only one, so thanks to everyone that entered, but the man of the hour is....

Habnem!

Take it away, homes.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again