Well, i had like 30 good ideas then i opened the randomizer present (fuck).

 Anyways, i was going to do a CC where you had to post comics on how movies would have gone/ended in real life like the Dave chappelle sketch.  Where they decide to say fuck it and not save their buddy and smoke weed in "How Half Baked would have gone" ect.

 But since TheGovernor decided to make a movie thread like 5 CC's back, that sort of fucked me (bastard).

 But i still like the idea and would love to see them, so ive decided to broaded it to music, television, sporting events, and movies.

 I want to see:

- What should have happened? (What if Chris Webber wasn't an idiot and didn't call a non-existant timeout?)

-What could have happened? (What if Kurt Cobain didnt' die?)

-How it would have really happened if it were real life instead of a movie/tv. (What if Fear and loathing was in real life and not a movie?)

How "Fear and Loathing" would have gone in Real Life by Shaneo39 4-08-08

I was in the depths of one hell of an Either binge. . . . . No man should . . . .

I'll give a while and judge in a few weeks.

I also reserve the right to not give a shit and crown biped the winner even if he doesn't enter.

ps - im glad i won one of these before edoggydog did. (very groovy)

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Genesis Redux by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

Oh don't worry God, the fact that you gave me superior skills in math and science, greater leadership abilities, and a better sense of humor more than makes up for that rib you took. Very good my child. And now Adam, I endow upon you the capacity for multiple orgasims. Score!

Any limit to how many we can post?

How Jeepers Creepers should have Ended by HCRoyall 4-09-08

Hey, that guy's stuffing a body in a sewer pipe! We should investigate! Are you nuts? He might kill us too! You're right. Let's get the fuck out of this town.

How the Sixth Sense should have Been Made

People tell me you have strange abilities. You're fucking dead, dude. Leave me alone.

by HCRoyall, 4-09-08

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

farmkingdude85

 13

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Shaneo39

13

Well in that case, prepared to be deluged with a craptastic baker's dozen of comics!

How "Cast Away" Would Have Gone in Real Life by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

WILSON! Crabs munch corpses too!

Shaneo39

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you know that Hunter S. Thompson wrote the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream in 1972. Events (and drug usage) may have been exaggerated, but it was basically a true story.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Based upon a true story.

CC #386: How November 15, 2000 should have happened by themushroom 4-10-08

Hey, I'm ready to move in now... Wait. Since it was so close, we spent the last week counting every vote cast in the election, and we're sorry to say that you lost, Mr. Bush. Al Gore won. Can I call the Supreme Court as my lifeline? No.

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

CC 386: CARRIE--Life Goes On by biped 4-11-08

How do ya like mah prom hoodie, Mawma? I sewed it mahself-- Red! I shoulda knowed it would be red. Take it off! Take off that hoodie and we'll burn it TOGETHAH! Well, anyway... Tommy Ross seemed like a nice boy, and-- Tommy Ross should be BURNED ALIVE! Come with me to his house and we'll burn him TOGETHAH! Later... Mawma, would it be sinful ta put some ketchup on mah meatloa-- AND THE LORD SET LOOSE THE RAVEN UPON THE FACE OF THE MEATLOAF, AND THE RAVEN'S NAME WAS KETCHUP!!!

CC 386: CITIZEN KANE--What Really Happened by biped 4-11-08

Rosebud... What did he mean by "rosebud"? What--WHAT was the secret behind this scintillating mystery shrouded in intrigue? WHAT in heaven's name was the deep, dark, mystifying-- It was his hamster's name. squeak, squeeeak

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

theburninator

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you know that Hunter S. Thompson wrote the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream in 1972. Events (and drug usage) may have been exaggerated, but it was basically a true story.

ive heard this arguement so many times from so many of my friends but ill say it on here just so i can get eaten by the flame monster:  Fear and Loathing is SOO bad, that i cant even get to the end.

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What If Jesus Didn't Die On The Cross? by Ewwwww 4-13-08

Ummm.... Get me down.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

How ET should have ended

Everybody dies

by danyi, 4-13-08

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This is not war This is pest control!

RCL no. 1841 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-14-08

How "The Shining" should have ended... Hey, mom! Come outside... The sun's shining, the snow's melted. It's a beautiful day! BTW... I found dad's thawed-out, rotting carcass!

sick but true

Heroes the true story by twreks1989 4-14-08

Here is a picture of her, remember Peter "Save the cheerleader Save the World" Dude she's pretty hot can't i just put a roofie in her drink instead. .....but you have to save the World No, i think i am going to go with plan B. *Bed Creaking* You're saving my World!, Oh You're saving my World!

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

I am going to hell by twreks1989 4-15-08

Hello future self I have come to see what it well be like if the Nazi's win! Keep it down people are trying to relax in the 85 Massage Palors we have on this block. Massage parlor's?, woh is that a Starbucks next to a stripclub, this place is pretty nice. You think this is cool, now that all the jews controlling the media are gone Cinemax is free. Score!!!

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

good to see the nice record low turnout.

 Will be judging this Monday morning, so, get to it.  Dont let HCRoyall stroll to a victory here.

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How Donnie Darko should have gone. by HCRoyall 4-17-08

Movie begins... Kill Yourself. Ok. End Credits

A realistic Fox and the Hound by HCRoyall 4-17-08

A fox saved my life? ::whistles::

Good Comic Book, Crappy Movie by HCRoyall 4-17-08

An Elder God from the farthest depths of a hellish dimension? A belt of grenades will solve this! Hellboy wins again! ::chomp:: World Ends

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pulp Phiction! by Ewwwww 4-18-08

When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? 'Cause storing dead niggers IS my fucking business! Sizes run from Biggie-Smalls.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC:386 How Star Wars would have gone in real life by El_Phen 4-18-08

Hey there's an escape pod! No life signs on it though. Not any more there's not. Many years later... Yeah! Who's your Emperor? Who's your fucking Emperor rebel scum!

CC: 386 What if Marty HAD got shot in Back to the Future II? by El_Phen 4-18-08

Great Scot! Marty's dead! That's right Doc. Now there's noone left to stop me taking over the world! You wanna do some blow off my hot wife's tits? Sure.

RCL no. 1844 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-18-08

How Titanic should have ended... I'm sorry, miss. It was a false alarm... We ran into a frozen humpback whale, not an iceberg. So, we should be arrving safely in New York this time tomorrow. Ah, fuck me! Now I gotta decide between the rich, uncaring, self-centered bastard, or the poor, white-trashed artist! That's quite a dilemma... While you're deciding, what say we go back to your stateroom and you let me fondle your funbags? Sure.

Groovy! - How the War on Terror Should End by edoggydog 4-18-08

This war of terror will not end until we have killed all the infidels and Islam is the only religion in the world! =========== Ka-BOOM! ========== Today, President Bush recieved world-wide praise for vaporizing the entire Middle East, killing all terror-ists, causing oil to drop to $10 a barrel Groovy!

CC 386: The Good, The Bad, and the Stupid by biped 4-18-08

Okay, de name of de cemetary is...is... Sad Hill! Now tell me your half of de secret! All right. The name on the grave is... Arch Stanton. Ah...ah...Arch Stanton? Joo sure? Yep, I'm...oh, wait. That was my dog's name when I was nine. Hmm...I guess I forgot the name on the grave. Later... Well, we've dug up every steenkin' grave except for one. What de name on it? "Stolen Cash Buried Here." Hmm...guess we shoulda started with this one.

CC 386: Pulp Factoid by biped 4-18-08

"What"? What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? No, they speak Whatese. What? No, Whatese. Shit. Those must've been the wrong guys. Marcellus is gonna fucking kill us fo' dis.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC386: How "The Cat in the Hat" Would Have Gone in Real Life by kane2742 4-18-08

Is that a wocket in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you two? I told Mom not to hire the creepy guy in the cat suit.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

How "Gone With The Wind" Could Have Been Two Hours by boloboffin 4-18-08

As God is my witness, I shall never go hungry again!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

How "Back To The Future" Should Have Gone by boloboffin 4-19-08

But, Doc, traveling in time could be dangerous! We've got no choice, Marty! Into the Delorean! WHIZZAM! *choke* Where are we, Doc? Oh, no! *choke* I was so busy thinking about time, *choke*, I forgot that the Earth is continually hurtling through SPACE!!

How "Harold and Maude" Should Have Ended by boloboffin 4-19-08

You crazy kid. You're always trying to kill yourself. I can't help it. I'm in love with Death. Hey, you're still a virgin, aren't you? *gulp* Yeah. Master Andy! Please accept this offering to your Satanic majesty! YIIIIYYIII!!!!!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker