I got a lap dance at Rick's in Houston once but I didn't know that they cost 20 dollars. I gave her a 10 and she looked at it like it was a turd or something. I think I came a credit card away from getting beaten up. And then the DJ said, "Let's hear it for Amber Lynn!" So if I'd simply turned my head to the right I would've seen famous porn star Amber Lynn onstage but I missed her.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.