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DrMorton
Bwaaaaak!

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Today´s my first anniversary at Stripcreator. I´d like to thank everybody who gave me a friendly welcome and good and/or helpful feedback. The few times, when there were negative reactions, they were mostly deserved and I learned from them. It´s been a great time so far!

To celebrate the event, here´s 10 of my comics that in my opinion suck least (in chronological order):

Rodent without a Cause by DrMorton
7-08-07
For show and tell I brought my 1:1 replica of Donald Turnupseed in his 1950 Ford Tudor two seconds before crashing into James Dean in his Porsche 550 Spyder on September 30th, 1955.
It was made of fine Appenzeller cheese over the course of five years. If you look closely at the driver´s pupils, you can see a faint reflection of the Porsche approaching.
No questions?

The Remorseful Infant (Edward Gorey Remix) by DrMorton
7-28-07
When letting my eyes gaze over the wall / That hours before had looked oh so fine / I realized that fingerpainting the lot of it all / Was to be considered the most hideous crime.
Then I looked at my fingers, the stains of red / Which sight made me think even more / If upon planning the art in my head / I should have reconsidered the use of gore.
Gaining my last insight I trembled with fear / It drove me to deeply regret what I did / Killing the nanny had been a foolish idea / For my diapers grew full of shit.

Play Dixie For Me by DrMorton
7-30-07
Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again!
Yep. Recreating civil war battles with farm animals. It´s degrading. Also farmer Bob is so not convincing as Robert E. Lee.
Fuck, he has that poor old horse Charlie play Ulysses S. Grant again. This is torture. Charlie can hardly walk anymore.
Hmm, where did Charlie get this hand grenade? Oh, look at that! I did not think you could pull the safety pin with a hoof.
I guess the South lost again.
I don´t recall anyone in school telling us that General Lee lost both his arms and legs in battle.

Like Master, Like Servant by DrMorton
8-12-07
Next the war room. We can control all the country´s weapon systems from here. If I don´t keep an eye on you, boy, you might start a little world war here, haha.
Muahahaha, that´s exactly ... I mean, haha.
If you hadn´t told me you were the president´s son I wouldn´t be allowed to show you all this.
Which of the boys are you, Barbara or Jenna? ... Wait, what the ... ?

RCD #8: Tard Boy and Finkelman - The School Daze by DrMorton
10-05-07
At the annual school play.
I could really use a handjob!
Your fucking cue, Finkelman! You were supposed to enter with your throbbing member in your hand, we get each other off, the crowd goes wild - the cathartic finale to "The Magic Beanstalks"!
But I haven´t finished my autofellatio act from scene one yet!

5-12-08 1:55pm (new)
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DrMorton
Bwaaaaak!

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Gravity´s Raindrop by DrMorton
10-23-07
Dear citizen! We are glad to inform you that the restauration of earth´s broken gravity field has been successfully completed.
Gravitation should therefore be reinstalled shortly after service of this notice. The City Council.

The Future Is Unwritten by DrMorton
10-24-07
Ooooh, I´m so excited! Why have you travelled all the way back to 2007, future self from 2019?
Because I accidentally pushed the time-machine-mode button on my coffee machine.
No, I mean what future error of mine are you here to warn me about?
Not to accidentally push the time-machine-mode button on your coffee machine?

The Secret Starfleet Academy Diary of James T. K. by DrMorton
11-11-07
Dear diary! Oh the waves of joy and excitement rushing through my body today when I finally dared to beam into fellow cadet Spock´s dormitory right the moment he prepared to go to bed!
The look he gave me - so innocent and unsuspecting, yet so full of secret knowledge - sent shivers down my spine. When I approached him I feared my trembling feet could fail me any moment!
Then I kicked him in the nuts and beamed out before he could react with that Vulcan death grip of his. That´s what you get for copying my moves in the Annual Starfleet Zero Gravity Ballet Contest!

Random Idiot by DrMorton
1-27-08
So you say you´re a fairy and you grant me three wishes. I wish I could believe that.
Granted.
Hey, great! You´re really a fairy. Then what are you doing in prison? I wish I knew.
Granted!
So you´re just passing through to grant me three wishes. How awesome. I wish my brother was here to see that!
What the ... ?

The Seeds of Time by DrMorton
1-28-08
Tell me again. Why have we been guarding this space station for thousands of years?
Question ... no result ... memory bank ... damage ...
20000 years earlier.
DNA scan results are in. Those earth creatures really bear genes of our sacred forefathers. We will have to observe them and preserve them for eternity.
I just wonder how that is possible?
2 million years earlier.
Care for a masturbating contest?
Sure. I bet I can shoot as far as that shitty little planet over there!

5-12-08 1:55pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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5-12-08 4:51pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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Dear fucking god, plant, rock, or whatever your fuckstick culture deems holy...

How did I not know you were this good?

The comics in this thread rock. I said 'rock' twice in one posting which graphically illustrates how much these comics do the said 'rocking' thing.

 My beer is slushy.

Therefore I dub thee Sir Doctor Morton, Hilariot of the Roaring Wastes, Death Jester of the Willowy Pickanniny's, and Lord High Protector Of The Drunken, Nigger-Rich Floor Guys Who Work In Decaying Midwestern Towns On A Playoff Monday.

I am immediately adding you to my favorites, thereby adding you to a Government Watchlist.

Not kidding about that last part. Ask some forum members....

---
Kill Whitey.

5-13-08 4:06am (new)
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