Don't judge me.

 

Victims of 9/11 part 1 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

8:45 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's raining death!!! They're everywhere! How did we not see this coming!?!?....... Who am I? I give up. I'm a Pearl Harbor victim. ... Too soon?

Victims of 9/11 part 2 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

9:04 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 2 Holy Shit! I just saw a huge fireball erupt out of the tower next door! Should we evacuate? Now there are people jumping out of the building! Let's go watch! Let's go watch!

Victims of 9/11 part 3 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

8:46:41 September 11, 2001 Heaven? How the hell did I end up here? I crashed into you. Crashed into me? I was sitting at my desk on the 38th floor! You'll figure it out. Now, where are my virgins? You don't get any virgins here. This is Heaven. Well, this is ironic.

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Creature_From_Beyond

By posting these publicly, I think you're giving us exactly that right.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I judge you to be:

funny as hell.

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Fucking hilarious. The first one was amazing.

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Timely.

More for your enjoyment.

Victims of 9/11 part 4 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

8:44 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 Um, this is a private area. Are you supposed to be here? Do you know where the emergency exits are in this place? Huh, you know what? I actually don't. I'm definitely in the right place.

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Victims of 9/11 part 5 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

8:46:35 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 I've got the time machine set to teleport us out of here right before the moment of impact. Excellent, we will be the first scientists to observe the victims activities in the moments leading up to the attack! Great, now we're dead! I thought you said we'd be teleported out right before impact? Where did you get your timeline data?!?! Um...Wikipedia...

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THATS RASCIST!!!

Also i applaud your hard hitting journalism to exlpoit the governemtnstsz hand in the matter.  It was obviously a conspiracy and to aid your discussion I have attached a related quote

 

"Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless 

it is toppled with limitless sex? 
Bring out the limitless sex-object and allow me, 
Sexecutioner to sexplain the seriousness of this subject, 
now if you all will attend to my words you will see.... 
I'm a naughty fellow 
In fact I'm certainly not too very mellow I came to this place 
to rearrange you face 
[Chorus:] 
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sexcellent! 
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sexcuse me! 
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Ho-ho-ho-ha 
So you think you are all very smart 
That you know many words 
All you need to know 
For the rest of your life 
Sexecutioner 
Sexecutioner 
I'm Sexecuting ya Sexecutioner 
[Chorus] 
I am from France 
([Slymenstra]-He is from France) 
And when you are in France, 
You pull down you pants 
([Slymenstra]-You pull down your pants) 
And when you on your knees 
([Slymenstra]-When your on your knees) 
You will do as I please 
([Slymenstra]-You'll do as he pleases)
Red Rover - bend over 

And let Sexy take over" 

Victims of 9/11 part 6 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-18-08

9:03:10 AM September 11, 2001 Outside WTC 2 Are we there yet? In a second. Are we there yet? I said,'In a seco...

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Wow. Someone broke out in GWAR. How Offensive. Damn. Dog.

Were you sexecuted?

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I hope so.

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Victims of 9/11 part 7 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-19-08

8:33 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 98th floor Favorite super power. Invisibility of course. Three words: Girls Locker Room No way! Flying is totally better! Flying is the stupidest super power EVER.

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All provoke thoughts within me.

(You are missing an apostrophe immediately

next to the word "victims" in 

"Victims of 9/11 part 5" to show

possession as it relates to the word

"activities." )

 

 

 

...and you wonder why girls see you only as a grotesque anomaly.

PS  If "anomaly" isn't spelled right, I don't give a fuck.

 

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Start giving a darn about when the intended** spelling, grammar,

etc.  is as correct to a degree so that the net effect is something of

high value.  And if you don't care enough about it, then why should I

or others to want to read yours?

** This does NOT include dialogue or thoughts where the spelling

and/or the grammar is intentionally made wrong to fit a situation,

inside joke, etc. 

 

 

story_teller

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Victims of 9/11 part 8 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-29-08

September 12, 2001 Ground Zero This is so overwhelming, I don't even know where to start. You got that right. How am I even supposed to process all of this? The Chief said that when Tower 2 was coming down Ronny from Ladder 38 got on his walkie and started singing the National fucking Anthem. Are you kidding me, Ronny was in Tower 2? This is so fucked up. I'm with ya there. Did you know Ronny? Know him? That bum owed me 50 bucks from the Yanks game last week.

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Victims of 9/11 part 9 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-29-08

September 10, 2001 Boston, U.S.A. I cannot wait to do this thing. I am so psyched! Totally, and to think my mother said I wasn't even car bomber material. Now look at me! Forget her, in less than tweny-four hours there is gonna be a party in our pants and there are 80 virgins invited! I wish I could just blow myself up right now and get a piece of that. Just before we hit I'm gonna say 'This is your Captain speaking and on behalf of myself and the rest of the flight crew I would like to welcome you to DIE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH! LALALALALA!' Does this box cutter make my turban look fat?

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These last two were a bit wordier than my previous endeavors.  Any thoughts?

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seanatorwhat he said

as far as the last two, 9 is one of my favorites of the entire series

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I think I've just found my next tattoo.

Victims of 9/11 part 10 by Creature_From_Beyond 8-16-08

8:38 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 94th floor So, Rick, how is everything? I guess you heard I tried to kill myself last month? I did, but I wasn't sure if I should bring it up. It's OK, really. I've learned that I need to talk about my feelings and make connections to give meaning and purpose to my life. It sounds like you've really come a long way! I have. I know that I have a bright future ahead of me and I plan on enjoying every moment of it.

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Tastiness.

Victims of 9/11 part 11 by Creature_From_Beyond 8-24-08

September 29, 2001 New York, U.S.A. This is just unbelievable. Both of our husbands killed by those maniacs AND you lost your son. Bad timing for bring-your-child-to-work-day I guess. I hope this doesn't sound callous but this is exactly why I made Robert get that million dollar life insurance policy. It's good that your daughter's future is secure. I suppose that's something I won't have to worry about now. I knew I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm so sorry. Don't worry about it. The funeral was much cheaper than college would have been.

 

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Creature_From_Beyond

fucking hilarious

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An excellent series.

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