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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Ok I lied. There's no corporate sponsorship. I'm just trying to drum up some cheap publicity. Incoming law suit in 5.. 4..

While I wait to be served the papers let's move on to the topic at hand... 'Worlds Worst #57'.

The theme for our #57 is "Worlds Worst Decision".

There are a lot of different kinds of these but they all have one thing in common: negative results. Some more catastrophic than others.

I want to see comics about people making monumentally BAD decisions. And/or the results of those errors in judgement.

- Old or new comics are fine.

- Series are fine.

- No photoshop.

- No Heinz 57.

- Use of actual events are a plus but not required.

I will judge the results in the next couple of weeks.

Let the games begin!! Woohoo :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

6-16-08 8:30am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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6-16-08 10:02am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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World's Worst
I voted for Bush the second time around.
  by HCRoyall, 6-16-08 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

6-16-08 10:37am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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WW '37
"but isn't hydrogen flammible?" you're a right cunt, Rog! now stop being an arse, and let's go get on that Zeppelin and have at that american poon we've heard so much about!
  by mandingo, 6-16-08 

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what if nigger meant kite

6-16-08 4:48pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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I looked through my old strips and spotted this one:

Free Pedophile Daycare by fpd
8-04-06
Your child is in good hands with us, Mrs. Doughnut. Our motto is "We love kids."
Thanks! I have to run to work now.
Who did you say your daycare provider was?
It's called Free Pedophile Daycare!
Francine Penelope Doughnut, are you out of your mind? You're entrusting the care of your baby to pedophiles!
Didn't you hear what I said? It's free! FREE! I can't afford to pass up a deal like this!

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6-16-08 9:42pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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WW 57: How Many Years Since I Did A Tobor Comic?
You know, I really hate the smell of that stuff. Just do it without the lubricant.
  by kaufman, 6-18-08 

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6-18-08 8:48am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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WW57: 3 Men Walk into a Bar, or Be Careful What You Wish For by fpd
6-19-08
You look different today, Harry.
Tom, Dick, and myself just found a fairy who granted us each a wish. I wished to be fabulously wealthy, and now I am.
Don't tell me, Tom. You wished to be as strong as the Hulk, didn't you?
I sure did! Now I'm stronger than anybody!
What did you wish for, Dick?
I wished to have a fish for a hand.

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6-19-08 8:38pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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WW57: Can you get in if you don't fit in? by fpd
6-19-08
At a military funeral.
God hates fags! Thank God for IEDs!
Improvised explosive devices kill many good people, you jackass! I can't believe in such a hateful God!
Praise the Lord! I've died and gone to Heaven! It's so good to see you, Jesus! I did many great things in your name!
Get thee hence! I know thee not.
Ah, such a rare and tasty soul you are, Fred. Your lifetime of self-righteous hatred makes you like a fine wine. I shall truly enjoy tormenting your soul!
I don't belong here, I tell you! I'm not some goddamn fag! I preached and witnessed to them!

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6-19-08 9:57pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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WW57: What if homosexuality is genetic by fpd
6-20-08
Thanks to your preaching against homosexuality, Father, I now have this beautiful son, whom I've named Gaylord, which means jailor, because staying with his mother is like living in jail.
Take heart, my son. Your unnatural urges are of the flesh. When you pass on, your sacrifice in this life will be rewarded in Heaven, where you shall be free of the flesh's evil power.
I feel so confused, Father. I'm getting crushes on boys instead of girls, which is sinful, yet I don't want a loveless marriage like my parents had. What can I do?
Celibacy has worked for many of us, little Gaylord. If you can't bear a loveless marriage, I recommend joining the priesthood and taking a vow of celibacy.
In breaking news, Father Gaylord McCrabby of St. Paul's Catholic Church was arrested today on charges of sexually abusing choirboys.
I don't understand this kind of hypocricy. The Catholic Church condemns homosexuality, yet it seems to have homosexual clergy wherever you turn.

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6-20-08 9:36am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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The 18 year sentence by RedfeatheR
11-04-07
Yes, I've been taking this stuff that has stopped my period for 4 whole months!
Stomachaches though

Wok Dedog by RedfeatheR
4-26-07
May eye-ah take-ah you oddah?
Yes, I brought my dog in yesterday and I'm here to pick him up
His name is Bastian

Ed's Knife's Edge X by RedfeatheR
4-13-07
Dear Dad, I think it's time you knew something. I love you. And I mean that in more than a daddy-daughter way
Let's have rough sex to celebrate this love! Love, Your waiting Daughter, Kasey

Bacon Gum Bites by RedfeatheR
1-02-06
I'm sorry... there's nothing I could do. Your child choked in his sleep... I'm so sorry
He's gone... Oh God... what could he have choked on? He had nothing in his crib with him... What could it have been, Jon?
4 hours earlier
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZIP

Segovia Log Book by RedfeatheR
10-05-05
Who are you again?
Oh, I'm a stranger. I was wondering if you could let me talk to your daughter fo a while
Jenny you forogt to put away your toys.... Jenny? DAMMIT GIRL! I'm TALKING to you!!!

and a Tobor comic for good measure

 [Click to view comic: 'Famous Last Words']

6-21-08 2:58am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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6-24-08 9:48pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Well it's about time I got off my ass and judged this thing! So this is the final warning bell for anyone who was thinking about making the world's best World's Worst comic in the near future.

All entries should be in by Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Barring any unforseen circumstances I will be making the final cut then. So let's get stripping!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

6-26-08 11:18am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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WW-Earth
They're not going to hurt me, are they?
ahhh, you'll be fine
  by xxausrottenxx, 6-26-08 

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xx( o Y o. )xx

6-26-08 3:08pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Well the day has arrived and it's time for the judging.

This was tough to decide because you're all a bunch of weirdos with a freaky sense of humor so they're all good.  However we don't want a tie because that's like sharing a lottery win with your coworkers.  And I'd like to avoid any involvement in any more multiple homicides this year.

So that said the winner is Kaufman!! Who gives a whole new meaning to the word 'hindsight'.

Thanks to all the strippers who took part! The entries were freaking awesome. Very difficult to choose a winner.  

World's Worst #58 is up to Kaufman... good luck! :D

 

 

 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

6-29-08 11:46am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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It appears that our contest winner has gone AWOL.

If our winner doesn't check in by Sunday I'm going to go ahead and ask Attitudechicka if she would take the reigns for the next World's Worst competition.

Kaufman where for art thou?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

7-11-08 8:40pm (new)
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christopher7murphy
underestimated the power of cheese

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Hatrix

So, would that make it chicka an impressionist or would this be a Juggling act?

"Judy, Judy, Judy...(thump) oops" :)

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

7-12-08 11:40am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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christopher7murphy

So, would that make it chicka an impressionist or would this be a Juggling act?

"Judy, Judy, Judy...(thump) oops" :)


 

Someone get the hook!! ;)

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

7-12-08 3:08pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Unfortunately witnesses last report our contest winner somewhere near the peak of Kilimanjaro. At last posting there was word he had to eat one of his guides.

So while Kaufman is off discovering if long-pig really does taste like chicken I'd like to announce the NEW winner of WW57, Attitude Chicka.

Her "big three" bad decisions should be engraved on marble slabs in the decision making hall of fame for future generations but let's face it... we'll never learn.

And now [hopefully] on with World's Worst #58.

 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

7-14-08 9:10am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Any honor, even illegitimately earned ones, are good honors.

As soon as I find a device to consult that gives  more definitive answers than a magic 8 ball, I will produce a new contest.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

7-14-08 10:02am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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HatrixClose.  I was off for a few weeks in the Mile High City and didn't have a chance to check in.  Chicka will do a fine job, or I could jump in as needed ...

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7-18-08 10:38am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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kaufman

 

Sorry about that. Mia Culpa. Hope you had a good time on your trip! I just thought I should probably keep it moving along. I know I am prone to disappear for indeterminant periods myself and didn't know how long I should wait. You can beat me later :D

Again, my apologies.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

7-19-08 9:47am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Bah!  It's not like you made the World's Worst Decision, or anything ...

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7-19-08 10:54am (new)
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