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For some reason Tom cruise was in line to buy tickets at 5am!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

But can Will Smith really capture cock's hilarity on-screen?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"I can't believe they cast that bastard Smith.  I was a shoe-in for that part."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I wouldn't call Long Dong Silver a superhero but it was an interesting biographical drama none the less.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Apparently on the other side of the pond HAN has some derogatory meaning, whereas COCK denotes a purely innocent item.

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the same way that people got the last name Smith because they were blacksmiths or silversmiths or whatever, i bet that's how people got the last name Hancock, cause someone walked into their hut unexpectedly

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what if nigger meant kite

Now playing at major theatres:  the biography of John Holmes.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The Further Adventures of The Cock by kaufman 6-20-08

As The Cock flies home from saving the world again ... Help! Help! Hark! A damsel in distress! Fear not! I've come to rescue you. Who is that vicious knave who has imprisoned you here? Baseball Stat Man. Why? Superman had his Kryptonite ... Cliff Floyd is 24 for 91 this season, with 4 doubles, no triples and 6 homers. In home games, he is slugging .596, and has one stolen base. This month ... Arrrrrrrrr, I'm weak! I can't lift my arms. Stop it! I'm melting!

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mandingo

I assumed it was because they were a master cocksmith.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I'd still rather watch that than The Happening.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Will Smith is currently reconsidering starring in the upcoming motion picture "Scunthorpe."

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I has a flavor!

Is there nothing cock cannot do?  Marvel at the wonder of cock!

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Adds new meaning to, "Here I come to save the day..."