Happy Independece Day

Happy Independence Da- NOT so fast...

by RedfeatheR, 7-04-07

Happy 4th of July! by mandingo 7-04-08

how's your day been going, Bob? not good. i dropped a bomb in the bathroom earlier to celebrate the 4th of July... yeah, me too no, a cherry bomb. but i didn't see Earl there. the explosion blew his arms off and fused him with a urinal cake, forming a freakish ManCake superhero. who knows what fiendish powers he possesses?? shapeshifting, for one inducing copious amounts of shit, for another

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what if nigger meant kite

Mels Like Teen Spirit by biped 7-04-08

Crap. I lack the inspiration to make the most hilarious and definitive 4th of July comic ever. Why--WHY won't the tiny Mel Gibsons come out? It's a tad past your bedtime, dear. What are you-- FUCK YOU, MOM!!! YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE TINY MEL GIBSONS, YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! Wait a minute... Mom died three years ago. Hmm, that was weir--GREETINGS, TINY MEL GIBSONS!!! COVER ME!!! COVER ME!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Meet the New King George, Same as the Old King George by choadwarrior 7-04-08

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation. For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury; For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.