Not a poll dingbats. What's it like knowing that no matter what you lame douches say, I'm a thousand times funnier than you?

I don't mind. Someone has to be the best so it may as well be you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well, it's nothing new. I mean, nearly everyone on this site is funnier than me... why not you too?

On second thought, after reading some of your stuff, I retract part of that statement. I still hold that nearly everyone on this site is funnier than me... but you aren't. Not really. Either equal to or lesser than me. Get used to it.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

You're only as good as you claim to be on the internet.

Alright, some of those comics were utter shit, but others were damn hilarious. I'm rating good and fuck everyone responsible for all the greyed out stars.

In Bad Taste by CrustyPussyBlood 6-19-08

Welcome to the world of AIDS. What?

Har har har har... by CrustyPussyBlood 6-10-08

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Yeah? He wants you to know he's back in town! Really? I should give him a call.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Fucking Fish by CrustyPussyBlood 8-05-08

My girlfriend dumped me. There are other fish in the sea. Don't condescend to me. Don't be such a whiny little pussy.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Again, not a question...but thanks to Injokester. I basically agree.

Oh noooo, oh my Gawwwd, that 'who blew bubbles' joke is sooo oooold. 

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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