It's such an honor to be able to host CC400, that upon this milestone occasion I think it might be appropriate to stop, take a look back, and assess how far we've come. Right, Terry?

So, in honor of this wonderful contest, I think it would be a cute idea for us to make comics about contests. See how I italicized the word "about"? I think you'll agree that my emphasis on that particular word really helped drive home the meaning of my statement!

No rules except that your comics must be about or make reference to a contest or contests. Also, you can make political comics if you wish, but if they conflict with my own personal political beliefs, they will be summarily disqualified. HA-haaa!!!

In the fullness of time, I myself became the leader of the Great Northern Tribe. And the Road Warrior? He...oops, sorry! I meant to say that I will judge this contest in a week or so.

Let the "contest" begin!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

cc400: Being Contest Contest by mandingo 9-11-08

Contest... Contest contest, "Contest contest contest contest!" Contest! Contest?

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cc400: Being Contest Contest by mandingo 9-11-08

CONNNNTEST!!!! CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST! Contest! Contest. Contest.

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what if nigger meant kite

CC400 by bike 9-11-08

let's have a staring contest  ok

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CC400: Man vs. Machine by fpd 9-11-08

Stupid robot, man is better than machine, and I can prove it! Is there a man around? I mean me! I'm the man! That's not what Pale Suzy says! Nor Maura, nor Lil' Sis, nor Allie, nor Eve, nor Frieda, nor Otakate, nor ... Cease your enumerations, Clango! Can I help it if this small town is full of moronic women? I have a girlfriend. Man 0, Machine 1.

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Master of My Time Frame by christopher7murphy 9-11-08

Do you remember that episode of "Seinfeld" called "The Contest?" Oh, yea. The one where they see who can go the longest without....OH, NO! You didn't? What? Oh, no, no, no, no! Who would ever use such a deviant idea from a "Seinfeld" episode? I'm more of a "Beat the Clock" kinda guy.

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And you know this is the direction reality slash contest television is going.

CC #400: push, push... by themushroom 9-12-08

Hello, and welcome back to "The Biggest Bush"! We're almost ready to announce the winner of our million-dollar prize! It's been an exciting 12 weeks of trying to find out who has the most pubic hair over their clams. Let's have one last look at our final two contestants! *suspenseful drum roll*

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RCL no. 1903 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-12-08

...and what do you call a competition for who's got the best vagina? A cuntest! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA [ *snort* ] Mm-hmmm... Come to think of it, any competition involving my ex-gitlfriends could also be called a cuntest! Hey-O!! Mmmm-hmmmm... What the hell you doing, Ed? Watching a homeless guy dry hump an ant hill...

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CC400: Quadruped vs. Biped by fpd 9-12-08

I'll tell you what, Doc. If you can beat me at a game of Simon Says, I'll let you shoot and eat me. Why awight. I'm sure I can beat a dumb wabbit. Simon says, "Don't shoot me." I didn't shoot you. Can I shoot and eat you now? If you shoot me, you'll lose. Dwat!

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RCL no. 1904 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-13-08

I think it's safe to say I've won this contest, Grant... What in Sam Hill are you talking 'bout, Lee? Your army is decimated, your cities are destroyed, and your people are starving! Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing... What? You'll forever go down in history as the general who freed the niggers! SON-OF-A-BITCH!! Well played, sir...

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I've Created a Comic for Comic-Contest 400 (I) by lima 9-15-08

...and what is the DEAL with Taxi Drivers? Does one man really need this much B.O.? And where do these guys come from? Can someone explain why they need SO many letters in their names? Like yeah my taxi driver's name is the entire alphabet followed by chemical symbol for Boron... I've been Seinfeld-bot 3000, you've all been great Oh Yeah! Dude, when I said "create a comic for a contest"...

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I've Created a Comic for Comic Contest 400 (II) by lima 9-15-08

So, by 'create a comic', you mean... Yeah, like cartoon comic... sorry man... Shit. Wait here, I've gotta tell Biped before he finalizes Klu-Klux-Chuckle-Tron Klu-Klux-Chuckle-Tron? NIGGERS?!?!!

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I'm going to put this one out of its misery Saturday. So get those last-minute entries in now! Or, like, between now and Saturday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC400 by HCRoyall 9-19-08

One day at the ranch... So, what do you think your chances are at the rodeo this year? Not too good, so I'm enacting plan Omega. Plan Omega? That's where I enter myself in the "Special Rodeo". You're going to pretend to be a retard just to win? That's the Retard Round-Up. I'm entering myself in the sheep fucking tournament.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Well, there weren't many entries, were there?  But they were all of equal quality!

(awkward silence)

So, let's pick the winner!  HCRoyall gets second place for the sheep-fucking, but first place goes to themushroom for:

CC #400: push, push... by themushroom 9-12-08

Hello, and welcome back to "The Biggest Bush"! We're almost ready to announce the winner of our million-dollar prize! It's been an exciting 12 weeks of trying to find out who has the most pubic hair over their clams. Let's have one last look at our final two contestants! *suspenseful drum roll*

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It made me chuckle.  Kinda like this:  "Heh..."

Take it away, themushroom!   Yippee!

Worst fucking contest ever.  All the comics sucked.  And nobody entered.  On purpose.  No wonder I hate everybody.  What?  What do you mean, "my mike is still on"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Whoa!  Who knew a fat chick, a robot, Jimmy, and a bunny in a bikini could go so far?  Alright, let me take a dump first then I'll be back with the next contest.

"Whataya mean the prize is a Weed Whacker?!"  > 

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