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Tterb
doesn't even try anymore.

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This summer I lived out three months with some horrible roommates and housemates.. They didnt clean thier shit up, they put holes in the walls, they had sex on my bed, and other stuff went down that didn't make me to happy...and witch made it even worst was that all of it took place is the shittest shore house in Jersey.

So the winner of this contest will be the one with the funniest comic about shitty roommates or about living in a shitty house.

Rules

  • Old comics are allowed.
  • Series are fine but no more then 5 comics to a series.
  • You get bouns points if you use at least 1 prop character in your comic.
Judgement Day
  • I'll let this contest roll for about a week, so around Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday I'll be judging.
  • I want atleast 3 people to join so if I only have 1 or 2 people enter by the Judgement Day I'm blowing up the Earth.  
Have fun and dear God please let people actaully make comics if this stupid idea of a contest... if no one enters then WW will die out and everyone will hate me and make fun of me... and it's not fair I'm as cool as them and ... a.. ya, I mean have fun and good luck.

 
I relies this is a idea that was proubaly used before so if an idea like this was used before in WW then someone please let me know before the first comic is entered.  If I found out before a comic is entered I'll change the contest... or I won't we'll see.

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horray for life. boo.

9-29-08 12:37pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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WW#61 - Summer of Sublet by Hatrix
9-29-08
Thanks for letting me sublet with you Andrew. With 6 people, rent is almost nothing. It's the only way I can afford to keep taking classes.
Oh yeah, David, Marcus, Mouhan and Tammy all pulled out at the last second.
So there's two of us paying for this giant empty house all summer?
Yeah. But we still have to buy food for three. My girlfriend will be spending most of her time here but she's 16 and lives at home so you know...
I'm not buying groceries for anyone but myself. If I can still afford to eat.
Great another selfish bitchy roommate.

WW#61 - Sublet from Heck by Hatrix
9-29-08
Good news. I've got us another roomie to help with the rent n shit. Chandra, she's a friend of mine from work.
That's good because I was about to lose it. I'm working two jobs and I seem to be the only one paying any bills, or doing any cleaning. And your girlfriend is eating all my damn food...
Oh yeah, that reminds me... Chandra and I are hooking up, don't tell my girlfriend, Hayley.
TMI. I don't want to know. Just keep the bitch out of my groceries. I'm just glad my room has a lock on the door.
About that...Chandra wanted the room with the lock on the door 'cause Hayley's such a kelpto so we sorta put your stuff in the back bedroom.
I'm going to the hardware store do you need anything?

WW#61: Seventh Layer of Sublet by Hatrix
9-29-08
What the hell is going on? It sounds like a jerry springer episode out here! I have to get up in two fucking hours!
Hayley found out about Chandra. Chandra threw Hayley out. It's ok though! Chandra called Hayley's parents to come get her and they're pissed!
This had better be the end of this shit.
Oh for sure. Right uh.. Chandra honey?
Yeah. Look I'm pregnant so you need to move out. I already cashed your rent check. We'll consider it your damage deposit. Oh and I'm having a shower.. bring a gift!
Are pox laden baby blankets appropriate for unwanted demon spawn?


 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

9-29-08 7:08pm (new)
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PrimoOoze1138
A refreshing kick to the pants.

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WW 61: The Captain by PrimoOoze1138
9-30-08
A week before I moved out, my roommate decided to live on our couch and watch tv all day. He literally stayed there until I moved out and took the TV with me.
Hey, Captain Vacuum, could I maybe use my TV sometime in the next week?
Perhaps. Perhaps not. The Captain is very busy perusing all the riff-raff that infests our basic cable package. Try again tomorrow, kind knave.
Next on Lifetime: Another episode of Wife Swap!
FEH!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

9-30-08 6:27pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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No names have been changed to this true account, because none of these people are innocent. My other roomate had some interesting adventures, but he was funny and kept a family of raccoons in the back of his truck, so he gets by uncomicitized... this time.

WW 61: To You Jared, Wherever You May Be by attitudechicka
9-30-08
Hi, I'm Jared, a friend of Derek's.
Nice to meet you. I understand you live in a 3rd floor studio apartment and you're getting a great dane?
Yup.
Okie doke. Braindead moron, got it.
Derek, your "hot chick roomate" turned out to be a fridgid bitch. I want my $20 back!
I'd be willing to give you $20 if you never come back again.

WW 61: To You, Jared, Wherever You May Be by attitudechicka
9-30-08
Daily, for two weeks....
*Whispering* Jared is asleep on the couch. He must have stayed here last night.
*Whispering* I hope he doesn't plan to stay too much longer...
Uh, Jared, you've been sleeping here on that tiny couch for two weeks now. When are you going home?
Oh, my lease ran out on my apartment, so I decided just to stay here.
Did it ever occur to you to ask the other people living here if that was okay?
None of you were using the couch!

WW 61: To You Jared, Wherever You May Be by attitudechicka
9-30-08
*Request for advice about women*
*Hesitant advice given*
No, you're completely wrong! Girls aren't like that! Where are you getting your information from?
Uh, being one?
Well, obviously you're not very good at it.

WW 61: To You, Jared, Wherever You May Be by attitudechicka
9-30-08
Well, I think it's time that I move out.
Okay, see you.
Jared left?
Yeah. Where do you think he's going to go?
Well, since he finished off the last of the mayonaise in the fridge this morning, I'm guessing he went somewhere with a stocked fridge.
Maybe they have a full sized couch for him to sleep on!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-30-08 7:37pm (new)
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Tterb
doesn't even try anymore.

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some real good stuff so far. I'm digging it.

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horray for life. boo.

9-30-08 8:16pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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The Adventures of OCD Chen & OCD Chuck- No. 43 by Beeko180
10-04-08
Chen talks to his new girlfriend in bed........
I am so glad that we haven't bought a house that doesn't have dead bodies in it!
Inside the Walls
Did you hear about Frank getting married to Dora?
No. But I am So There!
At least I hope we haven't.........

The A.R.B Collection- #99 by Beeko180
10-01-08
Dood. Why are you dressed in a space suit?
I'm going to see the Space Chimps Movie.
I'm a big fan.

The A.R.B Collection- #96 by Beeko180
10-01-08
So, your just supposed to stare at this thing?
This isn't really that bad at all!
Aren't you going to turn it on?

The Adventures of OCD Chen & OCD Chuck- No. 34 by Beeko180
9-29-08
What the hell happened here?!
Oh no! he's back and you've blown the house up! Quick chuck, think up something pithy and funny to say before he explodes!
Welcome to KFC may i take your order? [imitates a customer] Why I'd like a stop sign and two floorboards please.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

10-04-08 1:13am (new)
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Tterb
doesn't even try anymore.

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I will be picking the winner soon so post up your final.... yea no else will proubaly be entering anyway but yea judging soon.

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horray for life. boo.

10-05-08 9:02pm (new)
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PrimoOoze1138
A refreshing kick to the pants.

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One more about The Captain, and then I'm done.

WW 61: Curry by PrimoOoze1138
10-05-08
The Captain insisted on putting curry in everything he cooked. Which meant that our apartment smelled like curry every single day.
So what's for dinner tonight, Captain?
I happen to be preparing a meat loaf, with a curry-flavored cheese sauce. You can partake of it if you so desire. If you do, dishwashing becomes YOUR responsibility!
Right. I think I'll just order some Chinese...
Yes, have the Orientals bring you your dinner, you lazy git. Real men prepare their own meals!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

10-05-08 10:54pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Comedy = tragedy + time.  So goes your proof:

WW #61 : Pulling a train across the state (a true story) by themushroom
10-05-08
Actual quote from my 55 year old roomie, minutes after my 18 year old ex left from a visit three months after I moved in with him:
So, what do you think of my ex-girlfriend?
I don't think much of her at all.
A year later I moved across the state with another woman, then another year and a half after that I found a place of my own and invited my ex over. And she told me:
Guess who I've been sleeping with since you moved? A hint: He's much older and you lived with him.
My father?! Oh wait... Doug?
It was rather amusing, six months later, when myself and my best friend (who she also started banging) went to visit my old roomie. One time she did all 3 of us in a 24 hour span! So I asked him:
You told me you didn't think of her at all... what happened?
You know her. She's rather persuasive.
 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

10-05-08 11:13pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Geeky Sundays by Beeko180
9-27-08
Dear Bill. I know you more than you would think I do.
Whatcha doin?
Writing a scary e-mail to a guy in my class who won't stop picking on me.
Your full name is Jhonny Blake Rancherds Jr. You live at 33 Milestone Waters, Westernburg, Texas USA. You are 5 years old and your phone number is 8966 2937 4673 8929 1300 7270.
That's funny. The information he's typing sounds like my penpal's information........
I just hope the e-mail address is correct................and the facts are
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mummy a strange man just e-mailed me stuff that nobody knows except us, our friends and our relatives!!!

Geeky Sundays IV by Beeko180
9-27-08
During the night.........
YES! OH GOD YES!
THIS IS AMAZING!
I KNOW!!!
YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M ON THE LAST LEVEL OF THE GAME!
Are you playing with that stupid X-Box again!

 

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10-06-08 2:35am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
Hey, can I use your bathroom while Garret takes a shower?
Go for it. Just watch out for the dried vomit on the side of the toilet seat.
There's dried vomit on the toilet? Fuck, why haven't you cleaned that up?
It's not my vomit, it's Walshe's vomit. I'm not cleaning up Walshe's vomit for him.
How do you manage?
I've devoloped a new position I like to call "Spider Shit."

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
Alright Jared, rent's due. I'll need your addition by Thursday.
Can't. No money. I'm moving out tonight.
Dude, you can't bail. We had an agreement.
We had agreement for two months, one of which I overpaid for on good faith. You said you'd get me work, you didn't. No job, no money. No money, no rent.
Fuck it, I'm making drinks.
Great.

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
I hate being unemployed. All I do is sit around playing Oblivion all day, then I drop huge wads of cash for bills and rent. I can't survive like this.
I just downloaded the Shivering Isles expansion pack for you.

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
GOD DAMN, IT'S SO FUCKING HOT. WHY IS IT SO that is a full dick.
I can see your full dick.

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
I'm making us pasta for dinner.
Make sure to cook it all the way this time.
Don't you tell me how to cook pasta.
Fuck it, I'm making drinks.
Wonderful.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

10-06-08 9:40pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
Listen, I need you to cover food.
You said I wouldn't have to cover food.
We live in a changing world, my friend. This is a paradigm shift in the right direction. Full speed toward the future!
I'm not paying for food.
If you really loved me you'd pay for food.
Grow some girl parts and we'll see how well that works next time.

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
Ahh, the last cup of apple juice.
Dude. Homie. Whoa. That's my juice. I bought that juice.
I thought you were broke.
Juice is 3 bucks a gallon. I'm not that broke.
Good, you can go buy me more.

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-21-08
I got a hookah for the apartment!
God damn that looks shady. Alright, as long as it doesn't cause any problems I'm fine with it being out on the deck.
If I get another noise complaint about this room I'm going to stop ignoring the minors holding drinks on your balcony.
The dirty water from inside the pipes went all over the floor while I was putting the hookah away.
Of course it did! Why wouldn't it?

I Lived in a House, a House, a House by LuckyGuess
7-21-08
Shopping time! I estimate we'll need 300 bucks in a pot for food.
FUCK ME. 300 dollars? There's only four of us!
We need fish and chicken for dinner.
Sterling silver fish and chicken?
We'll not be eating like barbarians in this household.
Count me out. From now on I'm hunting and gathering.

 

Old (sort of), but they work.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

10-06-08 9:42pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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I broke the rules, by the way. Just wanted to let you know.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

10-06-08 10:15pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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But that series is a classic and should be enjoyed by all.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

10-06-08 11:15pm (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Make new strips but read the old

One is silver and the other mold.

 

Didn't I hear something about shutting this down quick? 

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

10-07-08 2:49am (new)
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Tterb
doesn't even try anymore.

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Okay I have waited long enough to kill this contest... kill it dead, so here we go... It was a good contest honestly and I want to thank you all who have entered so here I go.

 Thank yous go to the following people:  hatrix, seanator, PrimoOoze1138, attitudechicka, Beeko180, themushroom, LuckyGuess.

 Your all Lucky I would have seriously blowen up the Earth if only three people entered.

I wouldn't have Guessed that this many people would have entered...

So the winner of WW#61 and the Owner of WW#62 goes to Lu...

Yes Richard? wait what?... He broke the what?.. so who cares about rules..I know I made them up.. but rules were made to be.. fine, fine, I understand.

 So Like I was saying the winner of WW#61 and the Owner of WW#62 goes to Hatrix

take it away Hatrix.

 

 

 

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horray for life. boo.

10-08-08 5:44pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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OmyfreakingGOB I won?

Fucking awesome! With awesome sauce on top!

Anywin, Thanks to the Master of WW#61 for giving me this one. It means a lot that the [only slightly altered] tales of my former roomies [all demons, I'm sure of it] were bad enough to win your no doubt derisive laughter and an award I shall treasure always.

I will spend a day or two trolling the inner reaches of my twisted Id for ideas to inflict on you in WW#62 and post the resulting splatter this weekend. :D

Oh and can I just throw in a plug for CC #402 going on right now in the Comic Competitions thread? What? I can't? Ok sorry. I'll wrap it up then...

Thanks!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

10-08-08 7:11pm (new)
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christopher7murphy
underestimated the power of cheese

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Hatrix

-snif- our little goil is all grown up, Edith.... She'll be cussin' out sailors now. It's enuff to make an old man proud! Congrats!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

10-08-08 7:26pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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christopher7murphy

-snif- our little goil is all grown up, Edith.... She'll be cussin' out sailors now. It's enuff to make an old man proud! Congrats!


Congrats! Make sure you have rules in the next one, I like this whole cop out deal I've got going.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

10-08-08 7:39pm (new)
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