I'm not raising my hopes though.

 

Disgusting by Hari_Nezumi 9-30-08

Oh my god, that's DISGUSTING. Those drapes are awful! Well maybe next time YOU can do the shopping.

 

Death's Doorstep by Hari_Nezumi 9-30-08

Yes? Hello, Kevin. Oh my god...Death! No, please! Not yet! It's too late Kevin. It's time. But...I'm only on the second disc! Dammit Kevin, you've had my Gray's Anatomy DVD's for like, two weeks, man!

 

This Shouldn't Make Me Laugh by Hari_Nezumi 9-30-08

Are you expecting me to shake your hand or...what? Pickle Juice.

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The first one was okay, second good, and last eh?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I liked 1 and 2, but there's obviously something I'm missing about that last one...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The third one was made for my amusement only, hence the title. I find it hilarious and I change the line in the last panel as I see fit.

So fuck you guys.

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I liked #3.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

#2 is my fav.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I think I just got #3! Made me laugh.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

They didn't suck...they BLEW!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Actually, they were pretty good.  Well, except for #3.  That one skirted the edge of suckiness...

edoggydog

That's only because you didn't stop and think to find out.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko180

That's only because you didn't stop and think to find out.

Please, let me in on the joke...

"Skirtting on the Edge of Suckiness" is probably what I'm going to call my autobiography one day. Look for it in your local Barnes and Noble. I'll sign a copy for you.

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Screw you, I stretched the panel by Hari_Nezumi 3-02-09

Maybe I'll check Facebook again... No! I have a report to write! No more time wasting on this infernal machine! I will not let my mind wander any more! I am in control of my own destiny! Oh! Bill's commented on my status!

It's funny because I actually wrote this comic and this post in class while I was supposed to be researching for an Animal Behavior report. 

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 Oh and this too.

That Guy by Hari_Nezumi 3-02-09

...and he really wanted me to buy him this car, but I told him the cost was just too big and we couldn't fit it in. That's what SHE said! ...but the whole situation got a little sticky in the end, so we just decided to call it a night. That's what SHE said! ...so I began to scream for him to stop as blood sprayed everywhere, but he just kept going with this crazed look on his face. That's what SHE...uh...

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I agree, "Skirting on the Edge of Suckiness" is a fantastic name for an autobiography. ;)

Stop me if you've heard it before by Hari_Nezumi 4-12-09

You know, we eat here all the time, but have you ever wondered why there aren't any chairs? Well, shit.

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I sometimes make comics.

Quest Text by Hari_Nezumi 4-24-09

Up on the hill to the east, there lives a great and powerful wolf god known to my people as "Lug'hoon". He has watched over our village for many a generation with kindness and benevolence. Ah, so you want me to bring him an offering to appease him? Or perhaps ask for his thousand year old advice? I want you to kill him and bring me back his pelt so I may use it as a tea cosy. What? Didn't you just say this Lugnut character has been a kind and benevolent god to your people for thousands of years? Since when do you faggots actually read what I'm saying to you? I'm offering a new bow for this, man. Just blindly accept the quest and quit your bitching. How good a bow?

20 bucks if you can guess what I was playing when I thought this up. 

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Moresies

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

Edward was a dear friend and a loving father, and he will be -- Muffdongler!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

And if we take a look at the yearly revenue, we can see a clear-- Spanklespunk!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

Are you guys ready to ROCK? Fartzilla!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

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Hari_Nezumi

I immediately thought 'Fallout 3', but thats because its the nearest I get to playing RPGs.

Could be any RPG ever made, ever.

Does that get me $20?

I was going to guess Twisted Metal 1, but I don't think that's right.

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Kill Whitey.

Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 4-30-09

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with the shuttlecock I'm using. Some people say it's too large, but the way I use it, it's just right. A lot of people are clumsy with a large shuttlecock, but they just don't know how to use it. I've practiced with this shuttlecock for years so I know what I'm doing. I had no idea you played badminton. What the hell is badminton?

I had to google "badminton" to see how it was spelled. True story.

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Finally!  A good badminton joke!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

nice.

OK.

So I'm going to start at my first comic and I'm going to add a sort of "author's commentary" in the comment box for each of my comics. 

I am very bored.

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OK done.

That took the better part of my day at college. But it felt immensly rewarding.

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Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 5-08-09

Yo mamma's so fat that her belly button gets home fifteen minutes before she does! Yo mamma's so stupid she missed the forty four bus so she took the twenty two bus twice! Yo mamma's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks! Yo mamma witnessed me preform an unspeakable crime, so I murdered her in cold blood to keep my dark secret safe! ...what? She has two zip codes!

HAY GUISE SUM1 REED MAH COMIX

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