Yo niggas what is up. There's this film right, it's called Bronson. It's about a bloke named Charles Bronson (A DIFFERENT ONE). He goes to prison for robbing or something and he gets up to all sorts of shit. He's a real guy what they done a film about that's why he can have the same name as a popular actor.

You can read more about it here http://www.bronsonthemovie.com/. The main guy in it's named Tom Hardy. You've seen him about.

I've watched some fucking things. Babe: Pig in the City, Spider-Man 2, My Cousin Vinny, Carry on Cowboy. I thought that was as good as it got but now I know better.

This is the place to discuss this great bucket of entertainment being released by Vertigo Films.

I plan on masturbating to it even if there's no tits. That's how good I expect it to be. The only problem is we can't watch it until February and we all have to go to the uk to do it. But it will be worth it!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I still don't know what a bronson is.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'm already in line for this movie, right now. I'm at a computer in the public library at the moment. A homeless guy named Frank is holding my place for him in line. All I have to do for him is "take him to the candy shop" or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

This is BRONSON.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

charles bronson?

Bronson, son of Bron.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

dude i fucking HATED kimhari or whatever that weak fuck's name was

also:

NSON 

BigFrank105w0rd, same here. whenever they gave multiple choice answers when talking to him, i'd always choose the "YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT??" kinda one so they'd go to war with the Gaudo

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingow0rd, same here. whenever they gave multiple choice answers when talking to him, i'd always choose the "YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT??" kinda one so they'd go to war with the Gaudo

Those Guados were freaks of nature who deserve the genocide they received 

Charles Bronson doesn't eat breakfast- he threatens it with a pistol until it back's its way into his stomach.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Charles Bronson may just be the new Chuck Norris who was replaced by Billy Mays