My brain blowed up.

1) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-16-09

Mom, I'd like for you to meet my new girlfriend. She's invisibile.

2) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-16-09

Mom, my girlfriend would like to know why you're such a bitch sometimes. I'll go to my room.

3) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-16-09

Mom, is it bad of me to try and force a threesome upon my girlfriend? I'll go to church.

4) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-16-09

Mom, I feel like we don't talk. We never spend any time together and it seems you don't care about my personal life. What's for dinner?

5) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-16-09

Mom, my girlfriend and I just broke up. She was too skinny for me.

First series of the new year. Woo-hoo.

Don't rape me too hard. <3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

i like em. especially when i pretend he killed his mom months ago and dabbles in taxidermy

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what if nigger meant kite

Thank for the words mandingo.

I'm pondering if I should go on with the series.

Any thoughts?

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

it's got a good beat and you can dance to it. go for it

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what if nigger meant kite

Thanks mandingo and the fourty-some viewers that took the time to read my comics. Here's the other half-

6) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-21-09

I've dated all kinds of guys. Black and white. And then, there's you.

7) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-22-09

I love video games. It's not just a hobby, it's my life. You wouldn't believe how attractive that is to guys. You look distressed and tired. Lucky for you I have a Rejuvenation Poition in my inventory.

8) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-22-09

I normally don't date older guys but since this is my first year of college I decided to try something new. Can you buy me booze?

9) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-22-09

To be honest, I've had sex with over fifty men. I guess my eyes are bigger than my vagina.

10) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-22-09

Hot damn, I fucking love you.

Surprise! <3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If mandingo doesn't step up, you'll soon replace him as my favorite rape target person on this site.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

#9 kills me.  

OH NO! IM KILLED! 

HCRoyallRape Target Person is my favorite japanese gameshow

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what if nigger meant kite

You guys are awesome. <3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You sir, are a scholar.

Here's a belated Chinese New Year short. Thanks for the look and comments. I love you all.

 <3

1) Chinese Jump Rope by vagrancy 1-27-09

Hey man, did you celebrate Chinese New Year yesterday? Nope. I didn't either. How about we celebrate it today to make up for it. Sure. What did you have in mind? How about some Chinese food? Perfect. I know a place that serves awesome flied lice.

2) Chinese Jump Rope by vagrancy 1-27-09

What do Chinese cats say to each other? Mao. Mao. Mao. Mao? Mao? Mao!

 

3) Chinese Jump Rope

How do you play Chinese Jump Rope? Same as regular jump rope. Just with your eyes squinted.

by vagrancy, 1-28-09

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I think you're a good enough stripper that you don't have to turn recycled memes and one-liners into comics.  How about something original?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I was avoiding this thread because I don't like vagrants, but after reading them I'm happy to say you can live in a cardboard box behind my house anytime.

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Kill Whitey.