FTCs have had a rough past, I'll give them that. This whole section has, to be completely honest. I don't think as many people check this dark, depressing, and slightly damp part of the forums because it's so easily forgotten. So I put this contest up with full expectations for it to stay around for at least two weeks and only accumulate a total of 2 or 3 entries.

But dammit I have to try because if I dont, who will?

So this one is pretty open-ended/very restrictive, depending on how you look at it. I'm a huge fan of awkward silences taking up the middle panel, so that's exactly what this FTCs template has; a fat, juicy no-dialogue'd middle panel. Yummy.

FTC139 Template. How boring by Hari_Nezumi 3-24-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm!

You have until I deem this contest to have enough entries to be judge-worthy. Make me laugh, worms.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

FTC139: Oh Canada by LittleRocker 3-26-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! Ah, how far did the american run?

OI

LET'S GO

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

FTC 139: Even Boringer by Namgubed 3-28-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! So ... you used company resources to photoshop a beard of gigantic bees on Mt. Rushmore? ... Awesome.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Captain Planet's Fireside Chat by ArtemisStrong 3-29-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! Did you just sneak out a fart?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

FTC 139 - Quit your day job by Injokester 3-30-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! I already told you, Janet and I decided on a hospital birth.

If I win can someone please PM me, I never check this board...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Awkward Silences Competition by skard123 4-03-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! So, what's this got to do with my daughter's graduation?

FTC sumthin by AngryAmerican 4-03-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! I'll bet everytime that girl scout looks at a waffle from now on she bursts into tears. I would've tried cream cheese.

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Kill Whitey.

You should always hold your head high while being bold! by crabby 4-05-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! Sir... I've listened to your last dirty story. I quit!

FTC 139: Red Rocket by deathtoradio 4-06-09

...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm! Sir, I'm sure you could have gotten the dog to lick it's own cock without the maple syrup. It's a dog, that's what they do.

Oh yeah this.

Skard wins.

I'll message him. If he doesn't start one in enough time, I'll pass it on to Injokester.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Wow, I feel privileged.

Thank you for this honour. I will treasure this award throughout my whole life. It will be above my wife, my children, my parents, everyone!

Oh, crap, now I have to do my own one...