This site gives you a 3-D movie of your favorite strips. BRAND NEW TOY!

Here's my original Lemon/Aide:

Lemon/Aide by boloboffin 2-05-09

So you're my new assistant? Great, let's go over your duties. I'd appreciate that, Mr. Lemon. All right, so you'll be keeping the supplies in order, writing my letters, trimming my hairy scrotum, getting me coffee... Hang on. Did you just say "trim your hairy scrotum"? Well, yes. Is there a problem with that? Oh, no, I was just wondering if you used a #1 guard on the clippers or if you preferred the closeness of a straight razor.

Lemon/Aide by boloboffin 2-05-09

Oh, nothing can beat warm lather and the icy tingle of the razor on your genitals. Say no more. I agree 100%. And how do you like your coffee? Black, two sugars. You know most assistants I've had balk at the scrotum shave. Oh, not me, sir. Whatever helps you relax and keep this company on the move will be my greatest pleasure to provide. And how much do you owe on your student loans? $372,000, and I couldn't be happier to be here.

And here is the video:

LOVE THIS.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Vid

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The book is better

Fulsome by AccentuateNegative 4-21-09

After all these years of watching Kevin Smith movies, I finally got to see Jason Mewes naked. He had a nice dong too. Yeah, but you know he chubbed up before the scene. You think he chubbed up? What would you do before appearing in a full frontal nude scene? I'd chub up. You'd chub up.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090422030852994

Fear by Beeko180 4-19-09

Still unsure how many drinks you've had tonight? Yup.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Original:

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-30-07

Luke, You've come across a wagon full of goods and a merchant in the middle of nowhere as you ride to catch up with your friends. I'm going to kill him and take his wagon and wares. And if your friends ask where the wagon came from? I tell them the truth. That you killed the merchant and took his stuff? No, that I came across the wagon in the middle of nowhwere.

Movie adaptation:

Game Night

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I like this one too...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I remember playing around with this site when it was in Beta, and doing some strange B&W Kafka-esque movies about inappropriate farting.

I'm discouraged to see that my only option now is a Little People-ish character set.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

HCRoyall

 That was great. 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Agog with a nog. by ArtemisStrong 6-19-08

We're gonna go FUCK up Santa Claus! Shit Yeah! That is, if by "FUCK up" you mean "hog-tie then brutally murder" then I'm all onboard. No, I meant FUCK up... pump him full of drugs, and then pump him full of our semen. Aw man, c'mon. I aint doing that. That's just too whatever, y'know. This is why we never do anything.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I Don't Think He Quite Understands The Dilemna. by ArtemisStrong 12-19-03

-that frozen moment in time when everyone sees EXACTLY what's on the end of their fork. Ahhhhh... Now I get it. I was thinking in a totally different direction. Hey... C-can I tell you something? Yeah. Shoot. I think I've lost all sense of being. Like my soul was burnt away by the nuclear bloom of a neon-drenched apocalypse delivered like contagion by the spectre of our apathy-culture. There, there. Let's talk about all this over a cool, refreshing Heineken. And Doritos. While we watch Monday Night Football (waiting for that Pepsi commercial with Shakira's ass in it).

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090422173943406

Franco-American Trade by UnknownEric 2-14-04

How about my Spaghettios for your Mushroom Gravy? Deal!

I think the animation adds a completely different subtext.

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I has a flavor!

P.S.  Thanks for getting me addicted to this new site.  :P

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I has a flavor!

You are welcome.

FTC 101: Wha-Wha! by boloboffin 12-13-06

Is it hot out here or did I just eat my testicles? Whew! It's hot out here! Oh, thank God. You gonna finish that? No, please, help yourself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090422195225927

Won't seem to upload to youtube. Ah well.

Original comic:

Memes on teh Interblag-o-sphere, Explained by lima 3-19-07

In internet terms, a meme is basically when a so-called 'funny person' latches onto a popular fad from another source In most cases, they do this to squeeze a cheap laugh out of whatever mindless half-arsed drivel they're posting, Such fads usually stem from well-known net personalities such as Maddox, or popular forums like Something Awful These morons will regurgitate elements of these fads without any recognition of the fact that, by doing so... ...they are showing an inutterably pathetic and inexcusable lack of any comedic talent or integrity whatsoever. Also, Cocks

lima

Yah, you have to edit your account settings for that level of coolness.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Seriously? No one's done Cowboy Physics yet?

15 Minute Layover In Buffalo New York. by ArtemisStrong 5-31-04

If this is a Greyhound station then where are all the guys trying to sell me tee-shirts and knives? No, shut up, I have something to tell you. I'm not getting the abortion. I thought we already went over all this. That load of poop in your diaper is not a litter of offspring. It's just doody, like the word "poop" implies. Tori says her songs are HER children. Why can't I cherish MY one creative output likewise? Man, if crapping is artistic expression, I think I just left a Monet on the Men's room floor a moment ago. That is a clear violation of Chapter 156 of the city's code. But I grant you immunity from prosecution due to the overwhelming circumstances (the Gordita Baja® you ate earlier) surrounding the case.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I don't even need the original for reference on this one:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

BigFrank105

FinnNYC did. It's the second one.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Thanks for the link to this site bolo! I love it. If they have a forum I might have to start drafting up my leaving forever thread soon.

There we are

Ray-Ray Gets Chubbed Up!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I promise I'm done for now.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.