I'm not giving away the theme before you click.

biped's contest reminded me of series, specifically about how I'd watch a show and not understand it at all, only to be told that I "have to have watched from the beginning" for it to make sense.  At first I was going to have everyone make a series of comics that only made sense once the last comic was made, but then I decided most people were too lazy to try that.

So what I want is for all entries to be a series of three or more comics.  Multiple entries are allowed, but no more than ten comics total per participant so I'll be able to keep up with everything.

Let's review:

1. New comics only.
2. Minimum 3 comics per series
3. Maximum of 10 comics in all series combined.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's an awful lot of work dude. Got any weed?

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Kill Whitey.

Ok, I've made 10 comics and put them in a set. This series is seperate from all the other ones about Frank. Each are considered a series and are put into a seperate comic set. To save some room here is the link to my entry:

And That's How Frank Got Fabulously Rich By Begging

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

You really have to have read it from the beginning.

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (1/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

Quickly, to action! The mayor will have been about to call us to have us come prevent the crime that we will have prevented before he can have called us about it! Christ on a carp, Retroactive Man, I can't wait until somebody drops an anvil on you or something. Ah-ah-ah, Potential Lad. What have we been talking about? *sigh*... I might not be able to wait until somebody drops an anvil on you. That's more like it! Now, to the Retromobile!

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (2/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

Okay, apparently this office building is the crime scene. So what's the plan? I've just used my retro-powers to travel a short while into the past and lay mines in the building, for when the crooks arrive. *BOOM!* *KA-BOOM!* And, uh, what's the disaster that we're here to prevent? Something about explosions in an office building. ...aaaannnddd... you're not even capable of making this connection on your own, are you? You're Potential Lad -- you tell me!

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (3/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

...look, it's simple. Your retro-power let you go back in time and set those mines in the first place. Just use the same power to go back a little farther and stop yourself from ever doing it. I've never tried it... but, as Potential Lad, believing in people's potential is your super-power! So if you think I can do it, I must be able to! Sure, whatever. Just try it already. Okay! Here I go! Nnnnnnggh.... *POP* Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (4/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

Well this is a fine mess! I aged backwards but didn't actually travel back in time! How can I save the day in this condition? Hang on, hang on, I'll think of something. ...okay, I've got it. What about if you go back in time and prevent yourself from— NO.

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (5/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

Hey, kid, we've got to put out a fire in this building. You'd better take that ugly baby of yours home to its unwed teenage mother. Oh, uh, sure thing, mister. *snicker* Zip it!

Retroactive Man & Potential Lad in: The Enemy is Us (6/6) by evil_d 4-28-09

So you blew up a building for no good reason and turned yourself into a baby. I wish every day around here was this awesome. Let's call it a learning experience and move on. At least my body's back to normal! I was going to ask how you managed that. I gave a hooker $20 and told her to make a man out of me! Isn't that illegal, medically risky, and cartoonishly absurd? Herpes and surrealism are a small price to pay in the name of justice!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

cc425 by mandingo 4-30-09

you did it doctor! time travel! i have the scientific proof right here that you travelled back to 440 AD for approximately 6 weeks! how did you spend your time there?! the huns raped me! oh... oh my. i'm sorry to hear that THE HUNS RAPED ME! that's awful, doctor. i'm truly sorry. but if it's of any comfort to you, the spacetime loop you feared hasn't emerged. and a good thing too! imagine how that would have been! spending all of etern...

cc425 by mandingo 4-30-09

you did it doctor! time travel! i have the scientific proof right here that you travelled back to 440 AD for approximately 6 weeks! how did you spend your time there?! the huns raped me! oh... oh my. i'm sorry to hear that THE HUNS RAPED ME! that's awful, doctor. i'm truly sorry. but if it's of any comfort to you, the spacetime loop you feared hasn't emerged. and a good thing too! imagine how that would have been! spending all of etern...

cc425 by mandingo 4-30-09

you did it doctor! time travel! i have the scientific proof right here that you travelled back to 440 AD for approximately 6 weeks! how did you spend your time there?! the huns raped me! oh... oh my. i'm sorry to hear that THE HUNS RAPED ME! that's awful, doctor. i'm truly sorry. but if it's of any comfort to you, the spacetime loop you feared hasn't emerged. and a good thing too! imagine how that would have been! spending all of etern...

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what if nigger meant kite

Second Life 1 by boloboffin 5-03-09

So Tammy broke up with Bobby because he was cheating on her in Second Life. He was actually screwing some chick he met on Second Life? No. They were screwing in Second Life. How can you screw in Second Life? Doesn't that require, like, two people to be physically present? No, Second Life has pose balls where your avatars can screw each other online. People do that??

Second Life 2 by boloboffin 5-03-09

Yes, people screw each other all the time on Second Life. But they aren't physically screwing. No. You build a computer person in Second Life and then your avatar and someone else's avatar can simulate screwing online. And that's what Tammy broke up with Bobby over. Bobby's avatar was screwing some chick's avatar in Second Life. Right. Well, Bobby was making his avatar screw the chick's avatar. How did he even know it was a chick?

Second Life 3 by boloboffin 5-03-09

Well, now that you mention it, it could have been a guy whose avatar Bobby's avatar was screwing. Online in Second Life. I guess that makes Bobby gay. Bobby's not gay! He screwed Tammy. He said he liked it. And this avatar his avatar was screwing, it must have looked like a chick, didn't it? Well, I guess that makes Bobby bisexual. Or fucking sloppy.

Second Life 4 by boloboffin 5-03-09

Tammy, Bobby's avatar was cheating on you with an avatar that looked like a chick, wasn't he? Yeah. Some chick with impossibly large boobs. But how do you know that it was actually a chick and not some guy with a chick avatar? EWWWWWW!!!! Now Tammy thinks she's got AIDS. In real life or Second Life?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Knock, knock by Aylear 5-05-09

Knock, knock! What's the password?

Knock, knock by Aylear 5-05-09

Knock, knock! Who's there? Bin Laden. Bin Laden who? Saddam Hussein.

Knock, knock by Aylear 5-05-09

Knock, knock! Who's there? The. The who? ♫ Teenage        wasteland! ♫

Knock, knock by Aylear 5-05-09

Knock, knock! Who's there? The illuminati. The illuminati who? Wow. They're good.

Knock, knock by Aylear 5-05-09

Knock, knock! Who's there? God. God who? Son of a bitch.

I have no excuse.

I judge Friday.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sidewalk Sale by NooniePuuBunny 5-09-09

This weekend to boost preplayed movie sales, you have to have either an indoor or outdoor sidewalk sale. If its a sidewalk sale, shouldnt it be outdoors, on the sidewalk? Yes, but I really dont want you to have a sidewalk sale on the sidewalk. Your store's theft rating is much too high! So if its not on the sidewalk, how is this a sidewalk sale? Its a non-sidewalk sidewalk sale! Just put up the balloons, mmkay? ... Sure.

 

Sidewalk Sale by NooniePuuBunny 5-09-09

Okay, I set up balloons and streamers and signs for our non-sidewalk sidewalk sale to boost our preplayed movie sales. One question. If its not on the sidewalk, how is it a sidewalk sale? Dont you even get me started.

 

Sidewalk Sale by NooniePuuBunny 5-09-09

Excuse me, miss. But I have a few questions about your sale Yes ma'am. How may I help you in our non-sidewalk sidewalk sale? It cant be a sidewalk sale if its not on a sidewalk, so why is it called a sidewalk sale. Thats what corporate wants me to call it so thats what I'm doing. Corporate is a bunch of fucktards. Yes ma'am.

 

Sidewalk Sale by NooniePuuBunny 5-09-09

*gasp* Its the Regional Manager! Noonie, are you responsible for this non-sidewalk sidewalk sale? I did it per the District Manager's orders, sir! Well, it sucks! Who the hell thought of putting a sidwalk sale inside, away from the sidewalk anyway?! I should write you up for not using proper judgement. I'm sorry, although you had every right to torture, murder, and mutilate his corpse, he was right. A sidewalk sale should be on the sidewalk. BUT THEY TOLD ME TO! THEY TOLD ME!

 

Sidewalk Sale by NooniePuuBunny 5-09-09

Well, they put me in a locked institution instead of jail. This rubber room is rather nice. And, I'll never EVER see a sidewalk sale again, either on or off the sidewalk! EHEHEHEAHAHAHA! Meanwhile... Well, I think it would be a healthy thing for her to have something in her room to remind her of everyone who is thinking about her. Yes, and make sure she sees that its an INDOOR sidewalk sale and that her District Manager sent it personally!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Dino's Diner 1 by Namgubed 5-10-09

Welcome to Dino's Diner! Today's specal is mammoth chunks on a stick! I'm an herbivore. Do you have a vegetarian menu? Why, yes! Our vegetarian specal today is cinnamon roasted pine nuts with a side of acacia leaves ... on a stick.

Dino's Diner 2 by Namgubed 5-10-09

Welcome to Dino's Diner, can I take your order? I'll have the Pleistocene Plankton Platter and a side to Trilo-bites, with a medium Paleozoic Pepsi. Look, buddy, this is Dino's Diner ... Not Long John Silurian's Boy, do I feel like a fish out of water.

Dino's Diner 3 by Namgubed 5-10-09

Welcome to Dino's Diner, can I take your order? OK ... let's take a look at the, uh, menu ... hmmm ... well, I'll need a, uh, coffee refill ... and .... mmmm ... I don't see any, uh, Mesozoic creme-filled donuts on the list ... Move it along, buddy! The apteryx behind you just evolved! hmmm ... guess it's too late for scrambled Bronto eggs ... oooh ... OK, I've made up my mind. Geez it's about ti- AAIIIEEEE!!! CHOMPP!! Slurp! Here's a five-spot, keep the change.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I totally forgot to take care of this Friday.

Runners up are mandingo for his lovely example of infinite time-rape, Aylear for his knock-knock jokes, and boloboffin for his quite awesome example of how stupid people are when it comes to Second Life.

But the winner is Noonie for her not-on-the-sidewalk sidewalk sale series.  Congratulations, you tentacle-lover.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I totally forgot to check this thread.  ^_^

I'll cook something up soon!  (mmmmm roasted flesh)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I wrote the series, Gurtrude DeBode Is Dead and the second install- ment Girtrude DeBoge Dies.

why the hell are you posting this in an old comic comp?